Gurkinder

To have a crafty nap in one's car.

I was so tired at work that during lunch I had a gurkinder.

by PIEC February 3, 2010

gurk

A gurk - One who downloads more porn than anyone else in a 300 mile radius.

scott is a gurk.

by Gicklepotomus February 21, 2003

Gurkey Turkey

A Gurkey Turkey is a sexual act, which involves shoving a raw turkey leg up someone's unwipped ass

James: Man I forgot to wipe

Tom: We can do a Gurkey Turkey!

by penis_potato April 29, 2021

Gurkle

The sound your cat produces when vomiting.

"Gurkle, gurkle, gurkle."

"God damn it, Whiskers is at it again. It's your turn to pick it up."

It can even be an imitation of a cat trying to puke.

"Gurkle, gurkle."

"Dad stop, I'm trying to eat."

vomit puke gross cat funny Gurkle

by The real Glen Coco January 26, 2014

girk

To masterbate in a public place such as your friends house, in your school or at the worst place your girl friends house.

dude, he totally girked it in your bathroom!

by KoStonBoarder98 April 19, 2006

Guilkey

A loose vagina capable of retaining a beer bottle with ease.

DAMN! She's definately a guilkey. Did you see her twat swallow that dildo?

by the Jew June 9, 2003

Girkle

A coked out guerilla

wow look at that girkle go
GO HOME GIRKLE

by g-crack December 10, 2008