Guinea pig

The root of all evil

Unsuspecting person: I want a pet!
Guinea pig: Squeak squeak (Translation: I just sold my soul. I would like to eat you now.)
Unsuspecting person: Oh my god I want it! I'm naming her Angel!
News reporter: Unsuspecting person was murdered and eaten in their own house by Angel the guinea pig...

by meljogo March 9, 2021

guinea pig

basically a series/collection of japanese gore movies. All containing blood, mutilation, murder, and torture. I do not recommend watching it, it is very graphic and contains lots and lots of gore. You have been warned (there are 6 movies in there)

person 1: Have you seen the guinea pig movies? That is some sick stuff

person 2: Yeah.. Yikes, that was really bad

person 1: Agreed..

by slay queen girlboss fr October 28, 2022

Guinea pig

The world's cutest animal ever! nothing can ever be cuter

person: man I want a pet
guinea pigs: *is alive*

by padytonia the awesome September 19, 2022

Guinea Pigs

The cutest animal on Earth.

Guinea Pigs must be some amazing pets. :)

by DinoTheBest123 December 27, 2021

Guinea pig

a fat potato that lives off of hay and veggies

My guinea pig is so cute!

by ALLTHENAMESARETAKENRAAAAHH September 23, 2025

guinea pig

the cutest thing to ever exist and if you are reading this and you dont have one get one

guinea pig goes wheek

by MisaPumpkin January 28, 2025

Guinea Pig Week

A rough week, similar in usage to “Going through it” or “It’s been a week”.

“Hey, how’s your week been?” “I’ve had a guinea pig week, man”

by Lampollo February 1, 2025