A female human who's attractiveness is a 9 or higher on a scale of 1-10 but projects a grumpy energy at passers that glance at her face ,tits or her bum.
Hey David &Christy, I saw the most beautiful girl today while out walking my imaginary dog up at the college campus: I locked eyes with her tits & face and she totally didn't even give me a second look. David: She sounds like a Grumpy Cunt. Christy: A grumpy Cunt indeed.
by Phil Hisassin May 18, 2016
by cattle_herder_22 February 09, 2018
An insanely alcoholic beverage comprised of 2 shots of Vodka, 2 shots Bacardi 151, 2 shots of Gin, and 2 1\2 cups of cranberry juice.
by Capt. Crump July 11, 2013
by alex dodsworth November 11, 2008
by Verminoth February 18, 2014
When you and your loved one want to make sexy time and you have to poop, so you first grab frozen blueberries from freezer. Next, both get naked and and man sits on SO face facing towards SO feet and asks, "Will you lick my __________." Then the person getting licked takes a massive dump on the face of the SO and and quickly sprinkles blueberries on the poop, on the face. SO then cusses you out, wipes the poop from the eyes, and frowns.
Last night I asked my girlfriend to lick my nuts while I sat on her face, but I really had to go poop, too. I ended up pooping on her face and giving her a "Grumpy Muffin." She was not happy about it.
by Desperate Grandpa June 08, 2019
by Sneaky Jennay October 03, 2009