Grassy

Behaviour that may not actually be straight up grassing (informing/snitching) but is not far off it. The sort of behaviour that indicates you are or would likely be a grass/snitch.

“Did you see him help that policeman with directions?! Proper grassy…”

“Did you really get a picture took with old bill at carnival? Bit grassy that mate…”

“Na I don’t want my kid to play with the police car toy, too grassy, we don’t roll with feds in any shape or form”

“Why you moaning about benefits cheats on your Facebook when you never paid tax in your life anyway, grassy behaviour”

by Cinghiale May 9, 2022

Grassy Brunch

When one Canadian fella knocks another silly after sun up but before sunny side. (When one is knocked out during brunch and falls face first into the lawn.)

“Hell, Pete straight fed him the grassy brunch when everything turned tit over tadpole.”

“This gawky beaker kept Beakin’ til’ I fed him a grassy brunch.”

“I was shit for sham when this ugly spouter fed me my grassy brunch!”

by Chicken Daddy December 10, 2019

Grassy Grasshopper

A messy vagina

Man she had a fucking grassy grasshopper

by FxnRALf December 9, 2016

Grassy Knob

An absolute twat of a man who refuses to ever shave his grassy knoll. He expects oral favors even though he has a slobbin' knobbin'! When he refuses to be manscapin', then let that man be (e)scapin'!

"You don't want that grassy knob to give you a salty pirate."

-Linzey

by Jat42069 January 16, 2024

Grassy

Hairy

Eww your brother’s chest is too grassy

by Mamañana April 5, 2019

grassy mouse

The fictional manifestation of a fuzzy Coochie.

Her grassy mouse was caught , in the bread basket.

by GinngerLove February 1, 2018

grassy bottom boat

When you take your penis and testicles and put them on top of a clear glass table with someone underneath to see it in all its glory

I’m gonna show you my grassy bottom boat

by ItzPaulTheAsshole March 31, 2022