Grassy Knob

An absolute twat of a man who refuses to ever shave his grassy knoll. He expects oral favors even though he has a slobbin' knobbin'! When he refuses to be manscapin', then let that man be (e)scapin'!

"You don't want that grassy knob to give you a salty pirate."

-Linzey

by Jat42069 January 16, 2024

Grassy Brunch

When one Canadian fella knocks another silly after sun up but before sunny side. (When one is knocked out during brunch and falls face first into the lawn.)

“Hell, Pete straight fed him the grassy brunch when everything turned tit over tadpole.”

“This gawky beaker kept Beakin’ til’ I fed him a grassy brunch.”

“I was shit for sham when this ugly spouter fed me my grassy brunch!”

by Chicken Daddy December 10, 2019

Grassy Park

That really dodgy borough where all those caucasian kids who only just pass school and play soccer all day

1: I really hate that guy! He's so mean

2: He must be from Grassy Park

by yassswerk June 6, 2018

Grassi

Emo bitch with immaculate music taste whos hilarious and can dress well

“Grassi is the best person I’ve ever met.”

by Ff jkkk November 20, 2023

grassy bottom boat

When you take your penis and testicles and put them on top of a clear glass table with someone underneath to see it in all its glory

I’m gonna show you my grassy bottom boat

by ItzPaulTheAsshole March 31, 2022

grassy mouse

The fictional manifestation of a fuzzy Coochie.

Her grassy mouse was caught , in the bread basket.

by GinngerLove February 1, 2018

grassies

Taking your hectic Front wheel drive car or your hectic KE70 or even your mate bob's hectic Lowlux down to any wet grass patch doing phat dowies and figure 8's. shortly after finding yourself at your local car wash.

"I'm so bored man!"
"Grassies?"
*engine revving*

"say no more"

by Weldy May 13, 2019