Brain Blight. Diminished neural capacity. Specifically, the inability to cognate relative minutia or trivial information due to an over-reliance and/or dependence on Google.
Kristie: “Heaven... I'm in heaven. . .da, da, da. . .I can hardly speak. . . da, da, da. . .When we're out together dancing cheek to cheek. Hey, what’s the line in between?”
Mark “I dunno. Isn’t that that song by that really famous songwriter from the 40’s and 50’s?”
Kristie: “I guess.”
Mark: “What’s his name? I can see his face. . .urgh. . .What’s his name? What is his name! Urgh!
I should know this but I'm suffering from Googleatrophy."
10 minutes later: Google: 40's songwriters.
Mark: “Sheeeet. . .COLE PORTER!"
Mark “I dunno. Isn’t that that song by that really famous songwriter from the 40’s and 50’s?”
Kristie: “I guess.”
Mark: “What’s his name? I can see his face. . .urgh. . .What’s his name? What is his name! Urgh!
I should know this but I'm suffering from Googleatrophy."
10 minutes later: Google: 40's songwriters.
Mark: “Sheeeet. . .COLE PORTER!"
by machBailz May 17, 2007
Get the Googleatrophy mug.May 14, 2009 - The day that Google failed. All of google's services slowed down to an incredibly slow speed, while some like Gmail and Google Maps were completely unaccessible. While most issues were resolved by noon EST, such an epic fail on google's part has not been recorded in recent history.
Dude 1: Hey man i'm trying to check my gmail and it won't load
Dude 2: wtf?! im trying to get directions to that sushi place and google maps won't load
Dude 3: i just tried searching something on google and it took 15 minutes to load...
Dude 1: could it be?
Dude 2: i think so...
Dude 1,2 and 3: googlefail!
Dude 2: wtf?! im trying to get directions to that sushi place and google maps won't load
Dude 3: i just tried searching something on google and it took 15 minutes to load...
Dude 1: could it be?
Dude 2: i think so...
Dude 1,2 and 3: googlefail!
by veedawg May 14, 2009
Get the googlefail mug.Related Words
A person, place, or thing that has more than one hit on the search engine Google. Also defined as having an Internet presence.
by Doc32 October 17, 2009
Get the Googleable mug.instead of accepting, believing,or settleing for the opinion of one or many . whom ever is seeking knowledge, information, gossip, the word on the street,rumors, office chatter, dirt, news,ect. should just- Googledat!
damn i dont know what the weather is gonna be like tomorrow. Well... you know you can always googledat!!!
"yo... did you know shaq is a U.S. Marshall?"
"----No--- He---Ain't---"
"Well if you don't believe me just go ahead an googledat."
"Shit girl i heard Barack Obama is wit Oprah Winfrey!!!"
"Whaaaat, i'm bout to go home an googedat shit right now!!!."
"yo... did you know shaq is a U.S. Marshall?"
"----No--- He---Ain't---"
"Well if you don't believe me just go ahead an googledat."
"Shit girl i heard Barack Obama is wit Oprah Winfrey!!!"
"Whaaaat, i'm bout to go home an googedat shit right now!!!."
by jimmy swagga November 8, 2009
Get the googledat mug.anything that can be found on Google, an internet based search engine that contains every piece of information on any given topic so long as it has been posted at least once on the internet.
Trish: "what was the name the girl who over-dosed that used to act in that show with Gary Coleman?"
Billy: "uuuhhhh... I can't remember, do you think its Googleable?"
Billy: "uuuhhhh... I can't remember, do you think its Googleable?"
by Akinom Snevets September 2, 2010
Get the Googleable mug.Googlegasm. -- after performing a succesful and happy search on Google bodily fluids issue forth suddenly, and in great quantity, covering the searchers screen, causing the monitor to suddenly short out and burst into flames.
"Jimmy come downstairs for dinner now!"
"Mom! Can you bring me up a another fire extinguisher ? I just had another Googlegasm."
"Mom! Can you bring me up a another fire extinguisher ? I just had another Googlegasm."
by xxbirdmanxx November 10, 2009
Get the Googlegasm. mug.Can be used as a noun, verb or exclamation.
It is used to describe or vent frustration (although often minimal and humorous) toward someone who has not used an Internet search engine before asking a question, often one that when type directly into the search engine will provide the answer.
The etymology comes from the idea of there being a device built into computers that can be activated by a remote user where a cartoonishly large mallet comes out of the side of the computer and comes crashing down toward the non-search engine user's forehead. Google's multicolored logo is on the bottom side of the mallet and thus it will be the last thing they see before being struck, hopefully beating the idea into their subconscious.
It is used to describe or vent frustration (although often minimal and humorous) toward someone who has not used an Internet search engine before asking a question, often one that when type directly into the search engine will provide the answer.
The etymology comes from the idea of there being a device built into computers that can be activated by a remote user where a cartoonishly large mallet comes out of the side of the computer and comes crashing down toward the non-search engine user's forehead. Google's multicolored logo is on the bottom side of the mallet and thus it will be the last thing they see before being struck, hopefully beating the idea into their subconscious.
(exclamation)
> Where was Barack Obama born?
Googlemallet!!
---
(verb)
The guy worked at Google. I had to googlemallet him extra hard.
> Where was Barack Obama born?
Googlemallet!!
---
(verb)
The guy worked at Google. I had to googlemallet him extra hard.
by halffast March 20, 2008
Get the googlemallet mug.