Gooch

The place between the vagin and the asshole.

OH EM GEE THERE IS SHIT ON MY GOOCH!

by Andrew3456476567567 June 28, 2008

gooch

Gooch is another word for chad: the region between the balls and the arse-hole; can be an erogenous zone for some.

Girl: I was fingering that part between his balls and his arse and there was shit there.
Everyone listening remained silent but later laughed among themselves:
'Eww! He had a shitty chad.'

When you measure your dick, you don't start at the arse-hole and include the chad; you risk getting shit on your measuring tape.

Q: What on earth is a gooch?
A: You know, the chad, the part between balls and arse.

by Chane. January 31, 2020

gooched on

To fall victim to an act of seemingly unjust and unfair circumstances. Often case the situation is out of the victim's control.

Brian: I ran to Bio Class in my boxers because I thought was late for the final. Turns out it was rescheduled for next week.
Sam: Damn, nigga, you got gooched on.

by Yung Kimchi October 23, 2015

gooch

a character for Diff-rent Strokes. He was the bully of Arnold

Arnaold was licking the Gooch's gooch after the quarrel

by matt b April 14, 2003

gooch

the region between your asshole and your balls

ah, man my gooch hurts

by akdasadasd May 6, 2012

gooch

The are between your chocolate starfish and your tube steak.

As Linda was rimming George, she was taken by surprise by the saltiness of his GOOCH.

by Doctor J. Weezey September 9, 2006

GOOCH

The area of skin on a male directly south of the balls but directly north of the asshole. Here you have the gooch.

Dude...my girl rubbed my gooch while she was blowing me...PHENOMENAL!!

by Gyno4rel July 25, 2017