The penis. That etymology comes from a meat packing company named Gooch that marketed their german sausage as "Gooch Blue Ribbon"
by MrRoadie May 30, 2009
by Andrew3456476567567 July 11, 2008
Gooch is another word for chad: the region between the balls and the arse-hole; can be an erogenous zone for some.
Girl: I was fingering that part between his balls and his arse and there was shit there.
Everyone listening remained silent but later laughed among themselves:
'Eww! He had a shitty chad.'
When you measure your dick, you don't start at the arse-hole and include the chad; you risk getting shit on your measuring tape.
Girl: I was fingering that part between his balls and his arse and there was shit there.
Everyone listening remained silent but later laughed among themselves:
'Eww! He had a shitty chad.'
When you measure your dick, you don't start at the arse-hole and include the chad; you risk getting shit on your measuring tape.
by Chane. January 31, 2020
To fall victim to an act of seemingly unjust and unfair circumstances. Often case the situation is out of the victim's control.
Brian: I ran to Bio Class in my boxers because I thought was late for the final. Turns out it was rescheduled for next week.
Sam: Damn, nigga, you got gooched on.
Sam: Damn, nigga, you got gooched on.
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