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GONK

GONK is a being beyond perception and puny mortals that u can't even understand the super sexy big GONK Not to be confused with GONK who is a Fag
Skinnypennis-Did u hear GONK is awesome
Normal OBG Normie-yes Skinnypennis now let me suck ur Skinnypennis which is defiantly not small just skinny
by Skinnypennis_ July 27, 2018
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Gonk fuck

When you fuck her ass so hard, she bleeds and blushes at the same time. Women love it! Try it with your girlfriend.
She loves being gonk fucked . Gonk fuck is the best!
by FUCKmyASS27 October 12, 2017
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Gonk

Gert Long C**k.
‘You’ve got a Gonk!!’
by bxxxraaa April 21, 2021
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An Ohioan Gonk Rizzlet that is has an insatiable Gyatt, along with a Zesty side of Mega Ziggy Beeber.
Shawn, you're such an Ohio Gonk Gyatt Mega Ziggy Beeber Zesty Rizzlet.
by When the ziggy December 10, 2023
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Gonk

by Mysmellykitty June 5, 2020
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gonked

to get whacked really hard by something, especially on one’s head. The hardcore version of “bonked”.
“Dude got totally gonked by that falling anvil just now!”
“Did you hear about that guy that got smacked with a can of twisted tea? Like just straight up gonked.”
by deactivated_0 January 24, 2021
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Gonk

The sound a legendary god, The Gonk Droid, worshipped by millions, makes.
Gonk. Gonk. Gonk gonk. Gonk.
by Dork Maul August 21, 2019
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