shit-glazed

The resulting sheen of feces on one's penis after anal sex.

"Wow. Look at the ass on that slut!"

"Ya, I wouldn't mind getting shit-glazed by her!"

by hooligan0068 February 13, 2010

glazed gay

n: a homosexual male who tans too much and uses too much hair product, make-up, and lip gloss, thus rendering himself in the likeness of a glazed donut -- tan with a bit of a frosted coating

LeatherBear1: "Look at that little thing! It is the middle of January! You do not have a natural tan in the middle of January!"

LeatherBear2: "And skin doesn't naturally look shimmery either."

LeatherBear3: "He's a glazed gay. We could eat him in one bite!"

*growling hungrily in unison*

by BTheWordMaker April 13, 2008

glazed potato

A glazed potato is when you blow your load up your girlfriend's ass, and she then takes a shit. The turd is the 'glazed potato'.

after hours of intense anal sex, my girl later presented me with a glazed potato for a little after-bonnin' snack.

by bone verchard, goddamn retard June 11, 2006

Glaze the ham

The act of having sexual intercourse doggy style and pulling out before orgasm and ejaculating on her arse the spanking her while exclaiming "Baby i just glazed your ham!"

Yeah man last night the girl didnt expect me to glaze the ham but she loved it.

by Alexisstupid June 19, 2011

Glazed doughnut

No not “THAT” glazed doughnut. A glazed doughnut is a cooked circle of dough topped with liquid sugar called glaze.

Dude 1: Man I’m sooo hungry

Dude 2: well I got some glazed doughnuts
Dude 1: OH H*LL YEA!!!!

by TheUnderdog(of UD definitions) February 6, 2020

glazing a knuckle

From what I understand, after you jack your dick, the come runs down the side of your dick and onto your hand. The result looks like the substance used to glaze donuts or cinnamin rolls. I never said it was pretty.

Me: "Ray-Ray, where the fuck is Lil' Earl?"
Ray-Ray: "That fool is in the bathroom, galzing a knucle."

by Doggy Fizzle June 6, 2003

DJ Glaze

Producer and member of the hip hop group Foesum from the LBC, Long Beach, California. Originally signed to a record deal with Atlantic Records in 1996, Foesum released their debut album "Perfection" during the G-Funk era with Snoop Doggy Dogg, Warren G, The Twinz and The Dove Shack. DJ Glaze is an active record producer and owns The Perfection Label, an independent hip hop label in Los Angeles.

DJ Glaze produced the record.

by Alfred Ramos October 5, 2007