Glacier

Men whose minds work at the speed of 0.3 miles per year. They are very dense, slow minded, and stupid. They also do not respond appropriately, and can offend people without knowing.

Girl: "I told him I missed him and he responded with "ok" !!" Friend: "Aw jeez, he's a glacier."

by katkitkitkat December 7, 2013

Glackering

A roommate who laughs out loud and don't care if they bother you. Fuck n a I had put in some ear plugs so I could sleep.

Bobby was watching movies on his laptop and laughing out loud and glackering too much.

by Glackering January 21, 2026

Glickersss

One who is the master of all parties. No matter where a glickersss goes there is going to be a party, and he shall be the master. Usually thought to be a sketchy person, because all they do is party.

Dude did you see Glickersss

Totes everywhere he goes he is tearing up the party

by GlickThiz September 15, 2010

gracker

the odor produced by fragile objects before they break up

Did you get a gracker reading from the cracker you ate?

by The Hidden From None January 7, 2013

Glacier hit

A hit from the bong with cold water and ice cubes.

Best put some ice and cold water in that bong for some glacier hits!

by Bigger_John August 16, 2014

Glaciering

The fecal-friendly act known as "Glaciering" (also known to the ancient Greeks as "Turdus Erectus") begins with the constant procrastination of an initially violent bowel movements. After numerous mighty shutters of the sphincter, the movement grows not only in size but density. After nearly an entire day of fighting off the mighty triumphant (and now because of its density nearly elicits it's own gravitational pull) log of feces, you release it in one fowl glutenous act into a toilet. The massive clump literally rises above the water of the toilet bowl, sometimes above the rim of the seat, giving the feces a "Glacier"-like appearance.

"After a prolonged Antonio Banderas Look-alike Convention, I found the nearest Macy's outlet center and destroyed their bathroom by Glaciering the toilet. The size of which would dwarf the glacier responsible for sinking the Titanic."

by FecalFanatic666 July 18, 2015

Glaciering

The fecal-friendly act known as "Glaciering" (also known to the ancient Greeks as "Turdus Erectus") begins with the constant procrastination of an initially violent bowel movement. After numerous mighty shutters of the sphincter, the movement grows not only in size but density. After nearly an entire day of fighting off the mighty triumphant (and now because of its density nearly elicits it's own gravitational pull) log of feces, you release it in one fowl glutenous act into a toilet. The massive clump literally rises above the water of the toilet bowl, sometimes above the rim of the seat, giving the feces a "Glacier"-like appearance.

"After a prolonged Antonio Banderas Look-alike Convention, I found the nearest Macy's outlet center and destroyed their bathroom by Glaciering the toilet. The size of which would dwarf the glacier responsible for sinking the Titanic."

by FecalFanatic666 July 18, 2015