Gigatard 

A giga tard is an extremely jacked person who suffers from FAS (fetal alcohal syndrome) and is likely a retard due to this. A giga tard is normally found in countries with lower income per capita.
Parents tend to be stressed, not knowing how they are going to afford having a child, this causes them to drown their problems in a bottle resulting in, THE GIGATARD.

“Jeez that paki is jacked and he kinda looks retarded” “yeah dude, that’s a Gigatard”

Gigatard by Dalqueef Jr February 22, 2025

Gigabate

1000 masturbation sesssions. The unit of measure for a video’s popularity online.

Damn, mom ‘s onlyfans already has 100,000 gigabates…..

Gigabate by HelmetFire January 17, 2026

1 x 1010^100 gigaparsecs 

idk its like 1.7432348181258835e+28 miles, basically if I would write this down, I would end up being the V.I.P that's the reason people come to my own funeral, saying it would take like 91284 trillion years to write, plus also this entire website would crash. so basically its the least largest number I end up on my math test. So yea, its like commonly used in astrology, don't know why because labeling a sun 72184769 billon light years away isn't going to help evolution besides some cool news headline and more failed rockets, but it's still cool so I'll allow it. You basically use it to overexaggerate some distance (or it's actually that's distance)

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1 x 1010^100 gigaparsecs by Adolf Hitler and Joseph Stalin September 19, 2023