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Gibb's Second Law

Coined by Gibbs himself, it is short for 'Gibb's second law of relational-dynamics'

It states that:

Relationships between members in a squad will not last for long and when they do end they will tend towards the detriment of the squad as a whole and will probably involve a lot of angry paras sent over iMessage and/or Whatsapp.
Person 1: "Did you hear that Sarah and Matt broke up?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I had 374 unread messages on Whatsapp"
Person 1: "What can you do, it's just Gibb's Second Law!"
by Slow-winky February 14, 2017
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Gibb's First Law

Coined by Gibbs himself, it is short for 'Gibb's First law of relational-dynamics'

It states that:

No relationship between two persons can ever remain purely platonic, it will either end with one member (usually the male) feeling friendzoned and thus ending the relationship after they lose all hope, or with the relationship becoming romantic, in which case Gibb's Second Law must apply as Gibbs is always right.
Person 1: "Whoa, Sarah and Matt are such good friends!"
Person 2: "Trust me, they're gonna be more than friends soon enough"
Person 1: "Oh yeahhhh, Gibb's First Law, lucky Matt!"
by Slow-winky February 14, 2017
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Claire Gibbs

The very most best friend a guy like Caleb could have and she short but never wants to cuddle with Caleb but always wants hugs and she should come to the rest room to hug all over Caleb
Caleb low key like Claire Gibbs
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Thomas Gibbs

Thomas is a dude in the corps and he is also a very dumb pledge and outside of being a pledge and being a dude in the corps Thomas does not do too much. He struggles with time management and constantly is trying to be in 45 different places at one time when in reality he sucks at making all 45 commitments that he previously made. He is also quite incompetent at laying down pipe.
Man that dude is such a Thomas Gibbs!
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Jorgia Gibbes

Jorgia Gibbes is the perfect definition of the ultimate chick round. she has the best qualities for a friend and is funny. She can keep a conversation going and she is amazing. So attractive too
hey dude i met the hectic chick, her name was jorgia gibbes!
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skippy gibbs

Mr. Hollywood and dad is in the rock n roll hall of fame. The best body boarder on the east coast. Best dishwasher on the east coast. Fly's to China occasionally on business. Works full time at the Drifters Reef. Built the drifters reef, pop's diner, the lazy pirate, and multiple other structures on the great Carolina Beach.
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