Reverse geyser

Cleaning another man's semen out of your partner's vagina (remnants of a "cream pie"), holding as much as seems possible in your mouth, spreading, or "gaping" the partner's arse, and spitting the semen into her widened arsehole, allowing it to snap shut like a sloppy Venus flytrap, satisfied that the semen will run down the inside of her leg for the remainder of the evening.

A: You look like the cat that stole a bowl of cream! You know that shits no good for you, though.
B: Yeah, Melissa got home last night after an evening with her friends. Some guy had ploughed her at the restaurant, so I spat that shit all up in her ass! It was like a reverse geyser!
A: So, just like spitting in a hole?
B: No man! It was way more spiritual than that. I didn't spill a drop. It was a reverse geyser.
A: You' re such a cuck.
B: Cuck gets the fuck, my friend. Cuck get the fuck.

by Sharts At Will July 18, 2025

Poo Geyser

Insert mentos and diet coke into butt hole and let the mixture spray in your face.

My face looks slightly tanner due to the Poo geyser I received last night.

by Dirty Dawgz January 10, 2012

Mud Geyser

When a woman sleeps with a black man and shoots the sperm out of her vagina.

"Did you hear that Britney was a mud geyser last night?"

by CastWhenDumb June 29, 2025

P.P. Geyser

Full name; Pimple Pussy Geyser. When stimulating a womens pussy and her pleasure filled convulsions cause a zit near or on her vagina to pop shooting the puss inside all over her partner.

Chad: "Rachel gave me a P.P. Geyser while I was eating her out last night, I really couldn't wash my face off enough..."

Chris: "Bro you need to dump her before word gets out she did that."

by Ram Ranch Jr. June 4, 2019

Rhino Geyser

When your getting head, and you cum while being deep throated, and she doesn't expect it and your cum squirts out her nostril.

I gave you old step mom a Rhino Geyser last night. Here's the video to prove it.

by zerofuks11 October 5, 2016

chocolate geyser

An effect caused by inserting "mentos" and diet soda up ones arse. Very distant cousin to butt chugging

Wow! Thay dude got so hammered last night that we paid him $20 bucks to shove Mentos and diet soda up his ass! It was a total Chocolate Geyser in the living room!

by cowdungminge August 3, 2017

Great Wall of Geysers

A large wall-like structure comprised of elderly men giving the man in front of him a reach around.

Ron: "Hey man, why's the road blocked off?"
Billy: "Shit man, there's a Great Wall of Geysers blocking the intersection!"
Ron: "Shit man, let's join em'!"

by dudeimtireduniverse June 6, 2019