Gp-5 gas mask

The Gp-5 gas mask is a soviet mask created in the 1960s and used through the rest of the Soviet Union, often used by preppers and people trying to look cool. But for some fucking reason little kids are convinced the filters aren't toxic because one questionable Angelfire site told them so, so hundreds of children have died from asbestos poisoning and even more adults because they're too retarded to research the gas mask before purchasing.

"Another little kid just died of asbestos poisoning by using the GP-5 gas mask filter."

by GabrielO June 26, 2018

New Jersey Gas Mask

A New Jersey Gas Mask is when someone makes a cup with their hand and places it over their asshole to capture a fart. After farting, they capture the gas into their hand and then proceed to cover someone’s face with their fart cup hand!

I threw up after Jessica gave me a New Jersey Gas Mask. I was smelling her fart for 1 month and a half

by Sig chi jizzed in your moms ey May 27, 2023

you hook the gas mask up to the bizong!

what you say after a bong hit.

*takes bong hit*You hook the gas mask up to the bizong!

by roachroast24 December 17, 2008

Gas mask

The female version of tea bagging. A woman lowers her vagina over the nose and mouth.

Tristan: I fell asleep on the couch and when I woke up Blaire was giving me a Gas mask

by Harbourama December 21, 2014

Gas Masking

The Art Of Gas Masking Is Farting In A Hat And Quickly Pulling It Over Someone's Face To Create A "mask" Full Of Raw Natural Ass Gas.
(Work's Best When Victim Is Dazing Off)

"Logan Was Falling Asleep Last Night , So I Had To start Gas Masking Him To Wake Him Up."

"It's A New Form Of The dutch oven"

by superpoopertrooper August 26, 2013

OREGON GAS MASK

CHRISTOPHER takes advantage of a gift and steals AMAZON ACCOUNTS.

In LIFE you get these formations that attest for SEXUAL OWNERSHIP of that pleasant feeling when you do the read of THAT STANFORD AUTHOR on a SEARCH CLASS of his making as you would say the STRANGE LOOP JEREMY from EUGENE, OREGON and LAWERENCE, KANSAS of your theft of the AMAZON PRIME GIFT CARDS at THE CRAIGSLIST SCAM PLACE has come back to haunt AMAZON BOOKS as they are closing all their book stores and I am tickled pink as a former OREGON DUCK as PROFESSOR DOUGLAS HOFSTADTER at exactly 1979 777 page long book is an of I AM A PIECE OF SHIT as the JOKE IS NOT YOUR FAULT but the cries in at exactly [e-mail] as TWAIN.TIESTO is all in SMILES wearing his OREGON GAS MASK as the fallout from RESORTS WORLD COST OVERRUNS is a nightmare getting worse at GENITALS GENTING.

by PREWH0RE F00D AMAZ0N ASSH0LE April 11, 2022

Corona Gas Mask

The act of performing analingus on someone carrying the COVID-19 Corona virus.

Guy 1: "Hey, I heard Jim got really sick."

Guy 2: "Yeah, I heard he caught the corona virus."

Guy 1: "He probably got it from doing the corona gas mask."

Guy 2: "disgusting bastard.."

by Yehdudethatscoolbye March 5, 2020