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Gp-5 gas mask

The Gp-5 gas mask is a soviet mask created in the 1960s and used through the rest of the Soviet Union, often used by preppers and people trying to look cool. But for some fucking reason little kids are convinced the filters aren't toxic because one questionable Angelfire site told them so, so hundreds of children have died from asbestos poisoning and even more adults because they're too retarded to research the gas mask before purchasing.
"Another little kid just died of asbestos poisoning by using the GP-5 gas mask filter."
by GabrielO June 26, 2018
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New Jersey Gas Mask

A New Jersey Gas Mask is when someone makes a cup with their hand and places it over their asshole to capture a fart. After farting, they capture the gas into their hand and then proceed to cover someone’s face with their fart cup hand!
I threw up after Jessica gave me a New Jersey Gas Mask. I was smelling her fart for 1 month and a half
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you hook the gas mask up to the bizong!

what you say after a bong hit.
*takes bong hit*You hook the gas mask up to the bizong!
by roachroast24 December 17, 2008
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gas masked

When your style, flow, and looks are all on point. When you showed up on someone, ended up looking better than the other individuals there
Yo we straight up gas masked them fools at the party tonight!

Hell yea we did, we looked dope as hell bro!
by A real definition March 10, 2016
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Reverse Gas Mask

When one wears a Comfy while defecating on the toilet and the comfy is fitted around the toilet bowl with their head inside this enclosed space.
“How do you think you got pinkeye Fred?”

Probably that reverse gas mask I did after eating that 5$ Chalupa Box from Taco Bell
by Fred’s Chalupa April 21, 2024
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Gas mask

The female version of tea bagging. A woman lowers her vagina over the nose and mouth.
Tristan: I fell asleep on the couch and when I woke up Blaire was giving me a Gas mask
by Harbourama December 21, 2014
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Gas mask

When your girlfrend or one night stand wraps hers pussy over your face, covering both your nose and mouth.
I gas masked my boyfriend today, I almost killed him, but I came 2 times.
by MrMojorasin March 6, 2020
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