gack

expression used when a hockey player does something significant while playing in a hockey game

GACK! <insert french canadian or eastern european name here> just scored!

by JesusOfNazareth March 6, 2004

gacking off

when a guy jacks off without showering for a couple of days (2 OR MORE).

BOB: today i was gacking off

by chivorey March 26, 2009

Whack my Gack

A way of someone to say masturbate my penis.

Jim: Hey you, why don't you come over here and Whack my Gack!?
Tim: That is quite rude.

by Popaius November 8, 2016

Gack Off

Term used to describe when a meth user decides that rather than party with their friends famy and neighbors all weekend, they are going to just irresponsibly spend half their rent money on some dope and go hide out alone in their home and get higher than fuck all weekend...like a speed-driven "METHodical masturbation" type of high...

Bro, I'm so tired of smoking all my dope with these jank-ass chicks around the hood all weekend just to end up not getting any, yet still outta dope by Monday morning....fuck it, time to disappear for a couple days and gack off with my bad self...

by jimjones, omnibeing April 14, 2019

wack his gack

Defines masturbation in the third person

Frat guy:”Wow that dude can wack his gack to a picture of lightning McQueen”

by Supfamily February 18, 2018

geeking on some gack

A term used when one is so high that they loose all Motor skills and loose touch with reality

Man I hit this dab and let me tell you I’m geeking on some gack

by PurpleVoltage November 23, 2022

gape your gack

A polite way to say "I'm going to spread your asshole"

"I am going to gape your gack in the bed tonight"

by WettyJeddy October 29, 2015