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personal pretzel pistol gripper

This move here is only for the profesional seasoned and limberist of veteran masterbaters....first you start by putting both legs behind your neck interlocking your ankles..or one leg and one arm to hold the leg..forming a pretzel shape (hence the first part of the name).. now wit your free hand or your best cock beater reach around your ass and grab your man meat backwards bending it down holding it as you would a pistol (mating the pretzel and the pistol to intergrate one move) now according to personal preferance you can fire your pistol in one shot one kill, semi-automatic, or go taliban style which is full-automatic..you can also play sniper by trying to aim you load into your own asshole using a mirror as your pistol scope : )
Standard masterbation was not getting me off like befor so I decided to fire off my goo bazooka and use the "personal pretzel pistol gripper" to create new and unusual sensations
by dirty-1 July 3, 2011
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Money Gripper Tight

Stunna that doesn't want to let go of your money, let alone his.
Yo dogg, that homie right there is money gripper tight, he don't let no scrippa go.
by Big Izzle October 19, 2008
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vice gripper

criminal that puts the lean on corrupt public officials through blackmail or threats
the Pennsylvania judge was taking money tu sell children intu sexual bondage so I got the vice gripper on him
by Djihn Baal Allahzay June 11, 2014
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Gripper

The female equivalent of a boner.

verb: grip

Female anatomy allows for a state of heightened pleasure, wherein when a female is sufficiently turned on, the opening of her vagina will contract, along with the clenching of the main pelvic muscles and other auxiliary muscles, thus allowing her vaginal tract to 'grip' firmly onto the inserted male penis. This 'grip' is the male equivalent of a boner, without which she will not be able to have her release.

This grip may happen naturally, where her state of being turned on is high enough for it to happen; alternately she may induce this state by clenching her all pelvic muscles simultaneously, for a period of a minute or more, while 'thrusting' happens.
Gripper - The female equivalent of a boner.

He's really bad in bed. They've been sleeping with each other for three months now and she told Kathy she's not had a gripper even once. I really think she should dump him.
by girl weibo March 26, 2016
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Grippers

I got a 10 pack of grippers for the low
by Obi-ONE-Jacobe July 5, 2019
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Seat Gripper

A shit so big you have to grab the sides of the toilet to push it out.
Mike: Dude, are you okay?
Ed: Yeah, that bastard was so big, and wasn’t coming out, I had to hold on for dear life just to give birth to that monstrosity.

Mike: Oh, you experienced a seat gripper!!
Ed: I see you speak from experience.
by FergusMcCloud May 5, 2019
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Grippers

A term used for 'Nasty looking feet'
Girl: BRO GET THOSE NASTY ASS GRIPPERS AWAY
Boy: Fuck you
by Rib3 February 3, 2023
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