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personal pretzel pistol gripper

This move here is only for the profesional seasoned and limberist of veteran masterbaters....first you start by putting both legs behind your neck interlocking your ankles..or one leg and one arm to hold the leg..forming a pretzel shape (hence the first part of the name).. now wit your free hand or your best cock beater reach around your ass and grab your man meat backwards bending it down holding it as you would a pistol (mating the pretzel and the pistol to intergrate one move) now according to personal preferance you can fire your pistol in one shot one kill, semi-automatic, or go taliban style which is full-automatic..you can also play sniper by trying to aim you load into your own asshole using a mirror as your pistol scope : )
Standard masterbation was not getting me off like befor so I decided to fire off my goo bazooka and use the "personal pretzel pistol gripper" to create new and unusual sensations
by dirty-1 July 3, 2011
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Loose Gripper

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1) When your butthole has no grip

2) Worn out butthole
3) loose butthole
Do you know who on the crew has a loose gripper?
by C.J. B. December 27, 2022
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Grippers

A cringey ass term idiots use for "feet".
Person 1:"Put those grippers away"
Person 2: Damn you're cringe bro
by Jeffy Jeffy who lives on Jeffy January 23, 2024
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Gripper

Somebody who *would* be a wanker if they had the intelligence to move their hand.
...the bloke is an absolute gripper...

...no harm done in the end though: he's too much of a gripper.

...he would be dangerous if he wasn't so much of a gripper.
by SonOfTheBrave March 15, 2023
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Gripper city

When you got to take big dirty nasty smelly corn headed shit in the water pot
I'm about to go to gripper city john to take a big dirty nasty smelly corn headed shit in the water pot
by Tooth Decay May 18, 2021
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grippers

john: let your carpet grippers free, man!!!
me: aww man they do reek…
by a_b_b_y_y_y May 29, 2022
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Gripper Flippers

by JDub316 May 24, 2025
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