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genital hospital

A form of torture listed as one of the settings of the revenge device created by the nerdy children in an episode of the Simpsons, along with other options such as wedgie and purple nurple. The details of this procedure was not explained any further.
Look at that nerd; I think I'm going to give him a "genital hospital."
by alexw January 18, 2008
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genital general

Any one person who has sex with exactly five people in one night on five different occasions. so named because a general in the millitary has to earn five stars to become a general.
after escorting the 5th young gentleman of the night up to one of the empty bedrooms, lauren earned the rank of genital general.
by bsffreak May 28, 2008
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genital birds

Genital herpes.

Thinking that birds flying around your genitals
You have genital birds?
WHAT?
means you have herpes..
by YOITTIT February 5, 2010
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Genital Vicinity

The area between your legs that often catches glances from other people when you're lounging. Sometimes deliberately set up in front of people to see if they'll look. Maybe not always a direct gaze at your package, but close enough to make it uncomfortable.
John: "Did you catch Trent looking in my genital vicinity earlier?"

Ralph: "Yeah I did, what a faggot!"
by Hydrated May 15, 2010
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Genital Spasm

Very similar to Groin Spasm, a genital spasm is a condition where your nuts start to hurt involuntarily, and either feel a short spike then nothing, or A FUCKING JET GONE INTO YOUR TWO TESTICLES LIKE 9/11! You will possibly nut in your pants if you are over 14.
I think I might be having a genital spasm again, back away, I need the washroom.
by DasWonton September 18, 2018
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Genitalianphobia

The phobia of penises, genitals and such. Any sexual action that includes them where they can be seen or tasted aswell.

I was taught this word from somebody who had this phobia and gave it this name
“Ew Timmy sent me a dic pic!”
“Don’t show me I have genitalianphobia!”
by the guy who did nothing April 7, 2020
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Genital Tag

Genital tag is just like phone tag only it involves sex. It occurs when a man and a woman try to have sex but each person's genitals are in a state of dysfunction at exactly the same time that their partner is ready. (i.e. She can't get her juices flowing when he has his erection and and he loses his erection as soon as she gets her juices flowing.)
Brian Cass and his wife gross each opther out a lot; they played genital tag for the duration of their honeymoon.
by DLa December 24, 2004
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