monkey fucking a coconut

Having sex with the toilet throw rug on the bathroom floor

He's been in the bathroom for a long time - I bet there's a monkey fucking a coconut in there, no doubt.

by Hodad Bonedaddy August 3, 2006

a monkey fucking a football

1. Someone who dose not pays any attention to what is going on around them.
2. Someone one with no logic or common sense.

shannon your like a monkey fucking a football.

by houdek May 29, 2008

monkey fucking a football

When someone is marching out of step (bouncing)

Sgt. Amos: Herte, get your ass in step. You're bouncing like a monkey fucking a football !!

by Tom Highway November 13, 2007

two monkeys fucking a football

When a pair of people are having extreme difficulty performing a task. Usually due to the complexity or physical effort of the task involved. Or the inability to get their efforts coordinated enough to complete the task.

Did you see those two trying to get that riding lawnmower off of that pickup truck? They looked like two monkeys fucking a football.

by slipsheet December 13, 2004

monkey fuck your face

To royally beat the fuck out of somebody.

Roy pissed me off so bad I was about to go bananas and I told Roy to back off or I as about to monkey fuck your face off!

by mrgconn August 10, 2018

2 monkeys fucking a football

It look like shit

It looks like 2 monkeys fucking a football

by Donevin_is_sex_slave September 7, 2016

Monkey Fucking a Football

well a football is oddly shaped, and a monkey has no opposable thumbs, so stepping back it would be both uncoordinated and funny to watch, but when your the monkey it would be very frustrating

It is like a monkey fucking a football.

by MonkeySplash January 27, 2018