fuckton

More of something than one could possibly carry or deal with.

When I get back from vacation, I'm going to have a fuckton of filing to do.

by aksarah June 13, 2004

Fuckton

Fuckton means to have a lot of something, but the actual amount varies. To figure out how much is in a fuckton you must follow a few steps.

1. pick an item - ex) pretzels
2. make it singular - ex) pretzel
3. figure out how many letters in in that word - ex) 7
4. multiply that number by 144 - ex) 7x144= 1,008
5. it takes 1,008 pretzels to make a fuckton of them!

It varies because if the word were short like car, it would be 3x144= 432.

(This is not to be confused with shitload, which would be x6, not x144.)

A FUCKTON OF:

babies -> baby -> 4 -> 4x144= 576 babies

trees -> tree -> 4 -> 4x144= 576 trees

stop signs -> stop sign -> 8 -> 8x144= 1,152 stop signs

by SIUnitMaster October 6, 2011

Geometric Fuckton

An extremely large amount of something (usually sexual) that needs its own unit of measure.

Harold:" How many black guys have you banged Marcia?"
Marcia: " A Geometric Fuckton."

by DatBoiR3MY June 12, 2017

metric fuckton

One metric fuckton is exactly 10x more than a fuckload. This unit of measurement is the highest, and should be scarcely used in daily conversation unless truly warranted.

The population of China is exactly one metric fuckload.

by Max Reasons August 28, 2004

Fuckton

A fuckton is a "fucking ton" meaning a lot of something.

That's a fuckton of stuff.

by Chattervine89 January 9, 2017

Fuckton

A liquid measurement roughly equating 1200 Buttloads.

The streamer had a secret stash of Feet Pics, roughly a fuckton of them.

by CreativeInsomnia1 November 2, 2020

Fuckton

equal over 9000 shitloads

That dude weighs a fuckton.

by Mister Ease March 22, 2022