fuck me hard up the arse with a stick

A statement that is said in the event of utter disbelief, or in shock, awe, etc.

Dave: "Alex, did you know that we're all going to die in three seconds?"
Alex: "Fuck me hard up the arse with a stick!"

by AlexBumpkin December 9, 2007

fuck my dick with a stick

an Australian slang word used to describe a moment of great disappointment.

can be used in place of FML.

*open lunch box, and find muesli bar* "Fuck my dick with a stick!"

*you piss two ways and both miss the toilet* " Fuck my dick with a stick!"

gf:"can i fuck your dick with a stick?"
you:"Fuck my dick with a stick"

by thatguyathjs November 15, 2011

Well Fuck me with a drum stick and call me Mrs. Cool

A state of being surprised and having a liking of Tre' Cool.
Also Just wanting Tre' Cool.

Did you see that Janie and Larz are going out now?
Well Fuck me with a drum stick and call me Mrs. Cool.

Also:
Hey i read Tre' cool's birth name is Frank Edwin Wright the Third.
Well Fuck me with a drum stick and call me Mrs. Cool.

by Sam Pardee January 2, 2009

fuck sticker

When you have a sticker stuck to your dick.

Damn, Tanner got a fuck sticker last night.

by ilovethatsexydoctor01 November 7, 2010

Holy fuck-sticks

Used to express excitment

*looks in drawer to find uncut diamonds and some gold*

HOLY FUCK-STICKS!!!!!!1!!!11!!!!!11one111

by Jon December 27, 2004

Fuck sticks

when people are being retards you called them "fuck sticks"

look at those kids being retards they are such fuck sticks

by bigg daddy 78 August 29, 2019

Fuck Sticks

commonly referred as the middle finger, but is know to be currency with some retailers

(Jim) "Hey Tommy how much is it gonna be?"
(Tommy)It'll be 24 Fuck sticks."

I left my fuck sticks at home can I borrow one?

by Philip mkenzington July 4, 2016