Friendzone

The Ninth layer of hell mostly overrun with guys. some girls maybe in there as well but it is a rare case. There is no way out other than pure skill and luck. Its kind of like winning a game of Uno, but the win loss ratio is 1-1000000000000. Many enter but few will escape.

Example 1:
Chaz: I Love you and I want to be more than friends
Amanda: I don't want to ruin out relationship we have right now though... Is that ok?
Chaz: Friendzoned again....

Example 2:
Amanda: I love you and I want to be more than friends...
Chaz: Meh I'll think about it...
Amanda: Damn... Friendzoned again...

Example of Escape:
Chaz or Amanda: I can't take this anymore. I have been so nice to you for these years! I saved your mothers life, cured cancer and caused the end to wars! I love you and I need you!
Chaz or Amanda: Oh... now that I realized this... I LOVE YOU TO!

Then they have sex...

by Chaosbeast11 March 10, 2014

Schrödinger's Friendzone

When you're sort of in the friendzone but get enough of the occasional relationship hint to keep you just from accepting defeat.

"Hey Josh did you finally get with that sweet chick Bernice last night after all the hints she dropped?"
"Nah man I don't even know anymore... I think I've fallen into the Schrödinger's Friendzone"

by ColonelNuttybar March 21, 2017

friendzone

when a person doesn't get what they want from someone else and so they bitch and cry about it to elicit pity from people around them

person 1: OH MY GOD HOW COULD HE/SHE/IT/FLOWER PUT ME IN THE FRIENDZONE UGHHHH
person(s) 2(3,4,5,6...): awhh that's so sad, you're such a great person, i'm sure you'll find someone. <333

by Chameleon the Kid May 17, 2013

Friendzone

A guy is great friends with a girl on many levels, save for anything intimate. Possibly the best 'zone' to be in, as a male.

The guy is privy to many a little known facts.

She'll give him a hug if he's down, not just because he got her flowers.

Emotional support is usually mutual, and beneficial.

Best part: You will never fight. As friends, one of you will say something silly or with innuendo, and it'll be back to normally conversation.

George: Bro, I'm so happy to be in the friendzone with Cathy.

Lucas: WTF man? That means you'll never date her or get shit!

George: Psh, I don't care. I can play games with her anytime, we joke all the time, never fight, and hang out so often!

Lucas: Man, you be tripping. If you aren't getting booty, you have no reason to be up in there.

George: Got it all wrong man, the Friendzone is the place to be.

by Alister Countel August 23, 2012

friendzoning

When someone plays the friend zone waiting to make a move.

Friendzoning that girl isn't going to get you laid brah!
Girls arent machines you put kindness coins into waiting for sex to fall out.

by people of earth April 2, 2015

Friendzone

You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

"The Friendzone is the Mos Eisley of relationships."

by ObiWanKenobi February 19, 2013

Super friendzone

Pretty much like, you're friend zoned... but you get the hugs, kisses, hearts, "I love you"s, all that stuff. You just can't have anything truly romantic or special.

"Man, that chick just super friendzoned me. Worse than friend zone."

by RinNagamine January 21, 2012