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flutching

The act of lying on one's back with legs crossed in the air, holding one's breath repeatedly as long as possible, often while holding a pillow, blanket or stuffed animal (also known as a stuffy") very close to or over one's face. Flutching is most often done by children usually as a form of self-soothing.
Q: "What is that kid doing over there...some sort of weird contortionist act?"

A: "No, she's just flutching."
by zandksmom June 2, 2011
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Fwatching

To be watched or stalked by someone or a group of people on facebook
Hey bro, i think two hot chicks are fwatching me, they even liked my post from last year.
by Binaz November 6, 2013
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feltching straw

the straw used to suck semen out of body cavities after sex.
david brought his own personalized feltching straw to the orgy,i bet that dude swallowed enuff semen to float a aircraft carrier.
by mtrim78 September 11, 2016
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Fenching

Playing or doing something excessively , in particular Video games grinding away with no exposure to sunlight and destroying relationships, gaming goals are all that matter!
Sam and josh are fenching call of duty this weekend, don’t not expect to see them leave their rooms!
by G marshal Malus May 2, 2020
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Freshing my balls

The act of farting on your balls to feel the pressurized air coming from your rectum and then shoot your balls with a butt burp
Hey man where have you been?

Oh dont mind me I was just freshing my balls
by Ordinary description January 27, 2023
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Fenching

To play video games excessively and become obsessed with every detail, everything else is less important than video games on a weekend of fenching, no breaks are necessary, food delivery is the only acceptable method of cooking, sleep is a waste of time & girlfriends/boyfriends should be blocked for fenching commitments unless they are also participating in a full fench.

Occasionally used to describe binge-watching a Netflix series without breaks.

Word popularly used by London gamers.
"Fenching my way through the entire game no breaks"

" I Fenched the whole Baldurs gate 3 campaign in 48 hours"

" I need to fench the new Fortnite update, I'm calling in sick"

"I fenched
by Wuujuu September 13, 2023
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jelly felching

Similar to felching except of using a straw you cut the two ends off a twizzler and use that to suck the semen from any human oriface eg. anus, vagina. After you must consume the twizzler with your partner.
FelchingJelly Felching
by Sal boeski + Eed Steedly December 8, 2013
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