play some footy

I’m depressed going go play some footy
by Throwupdem4z September 19, 2022
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Footy Colours Day

A day celebrated any day in September representing the positivity of cancer's many health benefits. An Australian tradition represented by the wearing of footy jerseys and consumption of footy food, namely, meat pies (only meatpies). The blackness of the minced meat inside of a meatpie represents the cancer victim's depressing life and multiplication of chemotherapy cum flavoured vape corrupting their lung's arteries. The silky texture of the very sexy footy jerseys represents the slipperiness of Luca's bald head.
Bill: Are you excited for Footy Colours Day? I know I'm cumming at the mere thought of such a hot event.

Xyz: FOOOOOOOTTTTYYYYYYYY
Bill: I hate the niggers
by PXRA September 17, 2021
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Maple syrup footie

A maple syrup Dottie is when someone slathers their toes in maple syrup and continues to stroke to shit w their maple syrupy feet
by Ballsdeepinjoebide May 28, 2025
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Sticky footy

Please babe can I have a sticky footy.
by Sticky-Footy December 08, 2024
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So Footy

Something so elite, pure, or peak that it can only be compared to God's greatest creation — rugby.
Used to describe anything that goes above and beyond the ordinary. Doesn't have to be sport-related, just that good.
"My mate's bringing a case of beer"
"That’s so footy."

"Bro this steak is fucking hectic"
"Yeah its so footy"

"Oi Rate the sunset"
"Yeah its so footy"

"I scored a try on the weekend"
"So footy"
by Trizzy1 May 20, 2025
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Impractical Footy

Getting a foot job while the show, Impractical Jokers, is playing.
My friend Katie gave me an Impractical Footy while I was at the party last night.
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