flog-in

A humiliating and debilitating hazing ritual required of a pledge to gain access to the fraternity of their choice.

My brodog was hospitalized after he tried to flog-in to Sigma Chi.

Do you have any idea what the flog-in is for Alpha Delta?!

flog-in by oops and aandy February 28, 2014

Flog the dummy 

To manually stimulate the male member. Masturbate.

After striking out at the Disco, Chad went home to flog the dummy.

Flog the dummy by TC Johnson December 20, 2007

flog the log 

see friggin in the riggin

Whatever flogs your log!

flog the log by Jesus does it in the butt February 22, 2003

flog-nosticate 

Aging sex addict who can’t keep up with the new trends of kinky sex. Flog-nosticators are prone to being side tracked and forgetting shit.

Usually resulting in suicide by strangulation.

I was watching some serious porn last night and was enjoying it the. I went to check the frozen pizza in the oven. I forgot to turn it off and the wife came home and saw what I was watching.

I’ve seen my life go bye so fast but I know that I’ve become a flog-nosticator
I told myself to never flog-nosticate

flog-nosticate by Marshall tucker April 10, 2022

flog your cod 

to masturbate, wank or in any other way play with either your own or someone elses penis.

'i am off to flog my cod'
'do you want to flog my cod?'
'i just gave my cod a right good flogging'
'my cod really needs to be flogged!'
'do you want me to flog your cod?'

flog your cod by joel g-o January 15, 2008

flog your monkey 

For a guy to masturbate.

Tim: "i am so horny right now!"
Sarah: "Jesus Christ Tim, just go flog your monkey!"

flog your monkey by snowangel July 2, 2005

Flog-On 

To access the internet for the sole purpose of looking at porn. Taken from a combination of Log-On and the slang term "Flogging the Dolphin" a euphemism for masturbating

Are you going to flog-on today ?
Yeah for a quick wank

Flog-On by Seanc January 2, 2006