Person 1:- Are you thinking of marrying your girlfriend, settling down and having kids?
Person 2:- No, I think of her more of a self cleaning fleshlight.
Person 2:- No, I think of her more of a self cleaning fleshlight.
by hyper_butt_sex March 16, 2013
Get the Self Cleaning Fleshlight. mug.When those who don't approve of the drugs and alcohol found in traditional clubs decide to re-create the club vibe in their dorm room/living room. Everyone at the party carries a flashlight and waves it around simulating the lights found in a dance club.
"Ah yeah. We had this flashlight party last weekend and we put Monica in the spotlight and she got down. I could really see myself marrying that girl."
by Chance2124 March 30, 2008
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Male masturbation. Inspired by a Mad-TV skit in which four men recharge various flashlights by shaking them, resulting in all manner of hilarity, including lots of doubles entendres and winking at male and racial stereotypes.
I came home from work early and there he was: right in the living room, charging the flashlight all over my Victoria's Secret catalog!
by arghonomic April 11, 2010
Get the charging the flashlight mug.Tim would always order three regular burritos, and then an extra filled with warm avocados and refried beans for the Mexican Fleshlight®, aka the kicker.
by papa wheelie January 26, 2015
Get the Mexican Fleshlight® mug.Fleshlight cum is the accumulated cumshots a guy leaves in his Fleshlight after masturbating with it so he can use his own cum as lube the next time.
I sometimes come across other friends' Fleshlights in their rooms, and I always suck the Fleshlight cum out of them!
by USAF Cadet April 21, 2021
Get the Fleshlight cum mug.There are a few Fleshlight cum-suckers who live with us in this pod, 'cause I went to use mine, and it was licked clean!
by USAF Cadet April 3, 2021
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