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Flarglehumped

the act of dry humping an unsuspecting mother's hand (people will usually wrap their foreskin around the finger) while going down a waterslide.

This act is common in the northern cities of North Macedonia
Carson, have you Flarglehumped that hot MILF on the blue dragon slide yet?
Carson: yeah, she tried to fight back but I used the Chinese finger foreskin method to subdue her so I could nut.
by The only skibidi goat January 25, 2025
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Florblegork

A florblegork is a person who is paid to listen to people spew bullshit.
Person A: Hey, did you hear about Person C's new job?

Person B: No, what is it?

Person A: He's got a job as a florblegork.

Person C, throwing their keys at the couch: You two won't believe how many idiots I met at work today.
by DrLotl May 3, 2025
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flabble

flabble is when you jump and you flap
im so flabble
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Argle flargle

1. Something good to say when it's awkward. It usually only works if you're weird on a regular basis...

2. It can also be a way if letting out frustration.
1. Awkward-moment-maker: ...So, the weather these days...?
Weird person: Argle flargle?!?!
~*each start to hop up and down from the burst of energy*~

2. ARGLE FARGLE! I can't figure out this friggin shoelace! D:
by Kingfishahh(; December 28, 2010
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gargle flargle

1. A sound someone makes when their ideas are rejected.
2. The sound of being indecisive or irritated at self and/or others.
Gargle flargle! Why won't you just let me do what I want?!
by justaperson May 5, 2014
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