tish fact

'tish fact' - a spurious, often fictitious piece of information stated as 'fact' that has little relation to reality, no background and often dismissed out of hand. Directly related to Aatish 'Tish' Pattni's continual statements of fact that serve only to support his argument or current beliefs whilst attempting to either outwit or out-knowledge another 'friend' or member of staff in the office during open debate.

A good example of a 'tish fact' or something that could well be called as such would be to issue a statement without 100% knowing if it is true, then being immediately corrected by a peer only to retort with a similarly farcical background piece of information to support the original fallacy. This could be seen as the opposite of 'digging oneself out of a hole', or rather to make a social 'hole' bigger by continuing to support an argument with lies or further embarrassing statements. Best avoided.

Example:
Person 1: "The lunar landings took place in 1978"
Person 2: "No, Apollo 11 landed on the moon in July 1969"
Person 1: "No it was definitely 1978 as Neil Armstrong is a distant relation of mine"

Person 1 has committed him/herself to a line of argument that they cannot support or realise they may have said in error, but only served to compound with a second statement of complete crap! Tish Fact!

by Cheetaz4ever February 18, 2014

Freedom Factory

Formerly known as Desoto speedway, the Freedom Factory is a circle track located in Bradenton Florida. It's new owner, and Youtube star Cleetus McFarland (Garrett Mitchel), sponsored by Holley performance, Motion raceworks, Nitto Tire, and Texas speed and performance, plans to build the ultimate playground for his wide collection of obscure, but cool car collection to house content for his growing Youtube channel. Using the Freedom Factory's grounds for epic burnouts and other shenanigans. Cleetus plans to make the Freedom Factory his home track for many of his insanely cool events, such as Cleetus and cars, whilst still honoring the track's heritage.

"Wanna go down to the freedom factory to rip some epic burnouts?"

"look at all the bald eagles flyin' around the freedom factory!"

by just some canadian dude February 9, 2020

Sausage in the chocolate factory

Sausage in the chocolate factory means anal sex where the dick is the sausage and the ass is the chocolate factory.

Tom: So how was the sex?
Jimmy: It was good, me and Alice decided to try something new so I put my sausage in the chocolate factory.

by TheKillerOreo January 13, 2013

Charlie in the chocolate factory

Where a penis has been put in the anus

‘Yo my mate got molested by a giraffe and it stuck it’s Charlie in my mates chocolate factory he said he had bum bum bruises’
‘Put the Charlie in the chocolate factory’

by DaOGPuzzyLicka69BattyCrem March 16, 2019

shit factory

A worthless, good-for-nothing person just taking up valuable space on the planet.

"Why do you hang around with that crackhead? He's just a shit factory"

by Hugh Johnson August 30, 2005

factchecker

Someone who stops you mid-sentence to check your facts with a hand held device.

The factchecker didn't believe what I was saying, stopping the conversation to immediately consult their iPhone for confirmation.

by Mr. Griswold June 11, 2010

Fun Fact

A short fact that can be about anything, as long as it is interesting and fun. A fun fact can be told at any time and doesn't have to be relevant to anything. A true fun fact should be memorable and make people laugh. Beware: You should never repeat a fun fact that another friend has told, fun facts are only fun the first time they are heard.

In conversation:
Lauren: "Hey everyone, do you want to hear my fun fact of the day?"
Friends: "Yesss please tell us!"
Lauren: "If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee!"
Friends: "Wow! That was so much fun! You have really brightened up our day!"

by Cool Bananas October 18, 2012