Mark: “Hey, let me get one with all the fixings”
Waitress: “even the chicken?”
Mark: “yes ma’am, all the fixings”
Waitress: “even the chicken?”
Mark: “yes ma’am, all the fixings”
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A highly specific (possibly true) excuse for taking a very long toilet visit. Suggested use is mostly for incidents involving defecation.
"Hey guys, I'm back on stream! Sorry I was gone so long, I tried to hurry, but I was Fixing the koi pond... The pump was clogged and I had to clean it out!"
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Get the fixius mug.Fixing something completely random or unspecified. In most cases, if "shit" is replaced with "stuff", the sentences remain equivalent. If a possessive pronoun, like "your" or "their", is used between "fix" and "shit", this changes the meaning of "shit" to something along the lines of "mess", this often is referring to a personal mess, but also could be a social mess or physical mess.
Frank: "My parents aren't home, do you wanna come over?"
Evelyn: "I'm fixing shit right now, but I'm coming as soon as it's taken care of."
Daniel: *spills beans on the floor*
Claire: "You should probably fix this shit before someone slips and gets hurt."
Bob: "I lost all my life savings and the house because of a bet."
Alice: "You seriously gotta fix your shit man."
Evelyn: "I'm fixing shit right now, but I'm coming as soon as it's taken care of."
Daniel: *spills beans on the floor*
Claire: "You should probably fix this shit before someone slips and gets hurt."
Bob: "I lost all my life savings and the house because of a bet."
Alice: "You seriously gotta fix your shit man."
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