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Hoodie Fingerer

When the string of the Hoodie is out of the hole and you need to finger it back in
"OMG"! "Edoardo so good at being a hoodie fingerer"!
by Hoddie fingerer69 November 9, 2020
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Fingered it out in the end

When a gay person realizes that they are gay.
Alex was always asked if he was gay, and he always vehemently denied it until one day he met a new "friend" at the bar...Alex fingered it out in the end.
by 32spacemen May 10, 2011
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Split-fingered fastball

A baseball pitch that looks like a typical fastball to you, then mindfucks you by dropping out of the strike zone as you swing, utterly humiliating you and making you look like a third-rate bushleaguer. Swinging at this pitch and missing is like getting hit in the face by a freight train--you should have seen it coming, but it's just too damn good for you.
You need an example for this? Seriously? Fine. That thar guy on the mound sure throws a mean SPLIT-FINGERED FASTBALL. Are you happy now!?
by Rusty Was Here April 15, 2009
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Two-fingered Kitkat

The insertion of your index and middle finger into your, or another persons anus, followed by licking the fingers.
I stuck two fingers in her ass and had her lick them clean like a Two-fingered Kitkat.
by The Duke of Hurl March 9, 2011
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fingered

A nice way to say something is broken, tired or not working. i.e. fucked
My car broke down and the mechanic said the radiator is fingered you will need a one.
by Mr_Tobes April 15, 2011
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fingered

1.when a guy sticks his fingers up your chocha
2.playing around wit sumthin to fix it
1.yo man i fingered that bitch so good she was screamin my name
2.i found a bird wit a broken wing so i had to finger it to make it all better
by sexy latin lady June 19, 2003
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five-fingered ounce

quantity of marijuana that indicates the supplier filled the bag with as much as could be held with five fingers. Usually results in a bit more than an ounce per bag--35-40 grams.
a five-fingered ounce is good for an extra weekend you can share with your friends
by WVbud September 25, 2008
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