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fern shuffle

This is the way to walk amongst ferns in the forest as to not make any sound or rustling to alert anyone or anything that you are there. It is done by using the outside of your leg and ankle to push or “swish” the fern to the side while taking a step forward, alternating legs to keep yourself walking forward. This allows you to see and avoid twigs or other things under the fern which may cause a sound to be made.
I wanted to surprise my boyfriend at the cabin so I did the fern shuffle all the way there.
by anonymous January 18, 2025
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Fern

The badest biatch you will ever meet. Fern is fearless. She is hysterical to the point you where you are laughing so hard you fall and can’t breathe. Literally the funniest person you will ever meet. And she had a bit of a sweet tooth. Oh and also she is super sexy and will most likely become a stripper when she grows up.
I hung out with fern and we couldn’t stop laughing when we were playing dirty apples!
by baddestbiatchvanessa July 19, 2022
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Planting a Fern

Getting your hands filthy and shit under your finger nails. Good for the skin, bad for the back.
I love planting a fern with akesl in the lay-bys ❤️
by the chav patter May 6, 2024
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fern shuffle

This is the way to walk amongst ferns in the forest as to not make any sound or rustling to alert anyone or anything that you are there. It is done by using the outside of your leg and ankle to push or “swish” the fern to the side while taking a step forward, alternating legs to keep yourself walking forward. This allows you to see and avoid twigs or other things under the fern which may cause a sound to be made.
I wanted to surprise my boyfriend at the cabin so I did the fern shuffle all the way there.
by anonymous January 18, 2025
mugGet the fern shufflemug.

Ferne

The size of a tree
Ferne is a tree
by FerneIsATree January 26, 2019
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school boy fern

A baller ass nigga who will fuck yo bitch any day of the week. Also he gets hella pussy and if you talk about him he will fight you and you will get your life ended
Y'all hear about that nigga named School Boy Fern ya he fucken my bitch TWICE!
by School Boy Fern December 18, 2016
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fern cult

very cool group of people who have matching profile pictures and display names on twitter
person 1: the fern cult is great
person 2: yes i agree
(everyone loves fern cult)
by kickin trash November 10, 2022
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