Fern

Freaky bitch that I'm in love with

Yea me and fern are dating and they're so fantabulous!

by purple girrafe July 09, 2021

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Watering hole, bar, pub

She's a great "fern" tender...
Isn't their anything you'd rather do than tend "fern"?

by Nichodoodle August 30, 2019

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1. Inevitable
2. A high confidence in an event, object or person.

Friend 1: " You think you'll pass your exam?"
Friend 2: " Oh heck yeah, I'm going to Fern it!"

by Chubbernaut May 20, 2021

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The badest biatch you will ever meet. Fern is fearless. She is hysterical to the point you where you are laughing so hard you fall and can’t breathe. Literally the funniest person you will ever meet. And she had a bit of a sweet tooth. Oh and also she is super sexy and will most likely become a stripper when she grows up.

I hung out with fern and we couldn’t stop laughing when we were playing dirty apples!

by baddestbiatchvanessa July 20, 2022

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70's slang-term for a prolific pubic bush.

Inclusive of all genders and identifications.
The main requirement is a crotchal region neglected from grooming for months, whereupon entire ecosystems can be formed.

Jack Rebney: "And, they fit the diverse buyer needs of a very large... fern. What's the fuckin' line, Ken?"

Zach Galifianakis: "Between two Ferns"

by midinerd September 22, 2019

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