Felix

1) A name given to a person who fails at life in every way.
2) An oge.
3) Also a head doing loser.
4) A mokes.
5) A word often used synonomous with such terms as hermaphrodite, individual with inverted genetalia, scrap disser and lover of cock in mouth.

"Oy that kid is a proper felix ey."

"Yeah man he definitely get bum sex off of Mr Connolly ever night of the week."

"Haha yeah what a cock loving dickhead."

by Ninja Mc Stealth Kill October 12, 2008

Felix

The douche that will break your heart. Also known as a horrible friend.

Synonym: Douche, Asshole, Jerk, Trash.

Felix chose to be with a fatter bitch only because she gave him head.

by KarmaBiatch! January 7, 2010

Felix

a boy that likes to kiss other boys and then call them gay. AID's are passed on in the process, this disease is mainly distributed in the Philippines.

Boy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH GET YOUR LIPS AWAY FROM ME FELIX
Felix: GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Boy: your gay!!!!!
Felix: no your gay! AHAHAHA GAH

by MMMMMMMMMM COCKS January 29, 2009

Felix

When a Fantasy Football League is won by a person who didn't pay the league dues often resulting in a feeling of being screwed.

My fantasy league got felixed this season.

by adgamble December 23, 2009

Felix

1. A substance of unknown origin or composition.

I'm not touching that, somebody left their Felix all over it!

by 90srcguy January 13, 2009

Felix

A liar who goes behind people’s backs and calls them desperate and shows all of their friends text messages that they texted you with courrage and then all of their friends call them desperate but he never shown his friends the texts that he send you and he was the one asking to secretly date you and then asks out one of your best friends a few days after and the doesnt stop texting her.

Your such a Felix

by 7mpb.are.the.best May 19, 2019

Felix

The biggest plagiarist on Earth, and is pretty much a dick...to compensate for something else.

Hey who is that jerk?
Oh that's Felix.

by mynameisjeffnotmeepboi May 6, 2019