touch fanny

all i want to do in my life

all i want to do is touch fanny

by fanny toucher 9000 November 20, 2020

fancy sauce

Combination of ketchup and mayo in the form of a dipping sauce

Son: What kind of dipping sauce is there?
Mom: Ketchup and mayo
Son: Fancy sauce, all you gotta say is fancy sauce and its over....

by Cris Cuban Pants December 16, 2008

fannybaw

1. A person with negative defining characteristics.

2. Literally, a testicle (baw) and vagina (fanny) combined to form a nonsensical abstract object.

"I don't like him. He's a fannybaw."

"Haw, fannybaw!"

by Chookmeister October 26, 2003

The Fanny Pack Warrior

AKA Epic Beard Man, a legendary veteran warrior who wears a fanny pack, has a badass beard and if you piss him off, he will falcon punch you into the ground.
The man who stood up to Tyrone

See the epic battle; search "AC Transit Bus Fight. I am a MOTHERFUCKER" on youtube.
Tyrone goes a little too far and pushes EBM over the edge...

In a recent interview, The Fanny Pack Warrior stated:

''Its better to be pissed off than pissed on''

His legacy will go down into the archives of history, and he will never be forgotten - He is a true American hero.

by BobCatFlee February 21, 2010

Ranch Fancy

Sophisticated cowboy cocktail attire or western wear for a formal setting or party

Did you spot Magnolia and Matt's classy duds at the box social? They were looking as ranch fancy as can be.

by goopceo April 24, 2023

Fancy Shmancy

1. A term used to describe something expensive and impressive
2. A term used to mockingly describe something expensive and attempting to be impressive

1. My new watch cost $10,000 and is really shiny. It sure is fancy shmancy
2. Wow your house is so large in this tiny neighborhood filled with impoverished people. It's pretty fancy shmancy

by Ominous Council Ruler August 7, 2013

fanny cap

Inserting a lid like odject or cork, to stop intercourse, a smaller version of a chastising belt,

My girlfriend cant get it else wear I've capped her fanny up good with a fanny cap

by mitch00uk March 26, 2015