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Facelift

The debut release from the grandest band in all the land, Alice In Chains. Released in 1990, it is a metal album (not grunge) and includes the following tracks:
"We Die Young"
"Man In The Box"
"Sea Of Sorrow"
"Bleed The Freak"
"I Can't Remember"
"Love, Hate, Love"
"It Ain't Like That"
"Sunshine"
"Put You Down"
"Confusion"
"I Know Something (Bout You)"
"Real Thing"

Mind blowingly amazing vocals by Layne Staley (aka God), excellent guitar by Jerry Cantrell, awesome bass from Mike Starr (who's better than Inez), and fucking great drums from Sean Kinney.

Other releases are Sap, Dirt, Jar Of Flies, Alice In Chains (also referred to as Tripod), and Unplugged.

"Bring me down you try
Feel the pain and keep it all in till you die
Without eyes you cannot cry

Who’s to blame?
I can’t remember identity
The visions in my mind from screamin at me
And mama, mama, ooh,
My angry brains of infancy

Knocked down but I have enough hate to breathe
Down your throat and steal your energy
You took everything but my will to be
Now the loss of your God won’t make me bleed"
-"I Can't Remember"
Alice In fucking Chains baby!!!

Layne rules ALL!!! (rip)

"I tried to love you I thought I could
I tried to own you I thought I would
I wanna peel the skin from your face
Before the real you lays to waste

You told me I’m the only one
Sweet little angel you should have run
Lyin, cryin, dyin to leave
Innocence creates my hell

Cheated myself, still, you know more
It would be so easy with a whore
Try to understand me little girl
My twisted passion to be your world

Lost inside my sick head
I live for you but I’m not alive
Take my hands before I kill
I still love you, but I still burn"
-"Love, Hate, Love" (lyrics by: L. Staley, music by: J. Cantrell. album: Facelift)
by Nikki [aka Layne's lover] December 9, 2008
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facelook

Looking at someone's profile on the social networking site, facebook, often specifically someone who you haven't met.
I had this blind date, and I was worried she would be a freak, so I facelooked her.
by icy118 August 26, 2007
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slippery fanbelt

1) A woman (or man) who has a love hole resembling a bucket.

2) A wo/man who is rather easy.

The difference in definition is dervived due to context. Someone HAS a 1, or someone IS a 2.
1) Aw man she has totally got a slippery fanbelt.

2) Dude, she's a slippery fanbelt, and I don't mean buché way!
by Sid Pwen November 23, 2006
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nascar facelift

A white-trash female hairstyle. All the hair is pulled straight back very tightly and held in place with whatever is convenient in a sort of schoolmarm's bun. The effect is that the face appears stretched back.
"That big mama can go five miles an hour faster on her bike now that she got herself that NASCAR facelift."
by Georg Znaeym May 11, 2006
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facelurking

a). the act of going on facebook and looking at everyone and their brother's page ..i.e stalking people on facebook

b). going on facebook for such a long time it distracts you from doing things you should be doing!
a:Damn b,took ya long enough to call me back.
b:Sorry dude I just got caught up facelurking again.
a:you really LOVE facebook.
"Yeah my life consists of working, eating, sleeping and facelurking."
by afloydkillah June 28, 2007
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fanclub

1. a zealous group of fans of a celebrity, esp. musical artists.
2. one or more annoying persons who are fixated on another person and follow them and pretend to be their best friend.
1. I'm going to my Celine Dion fanclub meetup before her show, and it will be awesome!

2. Guy1: Who's your fanclub?
Guy2: Oh, that's Hans and Andrew. They follow me everywhere.
Guy1: Dude, that sucks!
by MonsieurCharles January 5, 2009
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facelibrarian

(n.) A person who exhibits extreme Facebook related behaviour, particularly of the nerdly variety e.g.
1. Having 376 photos of themselves available.
2. Refusing to use anything except their Wall as a means of electronic communication.
3. Refusing to be friends with anyone who is not on the 'book: the only point of making a new friend is to increase their friends count.
4. Publishing trips to restock on toilet duck as Events.
Bro #1: "Dude, Steph has become like a total facelibrarian since she got broadband."
Bro #2: "Yah bro, she's hot, but that whole making our first date a Public Event thing like totally weirded me out."
by Adam M. C. Archibald August 30, 2008
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