Facially Handicapped

A person who is unlucky enough to be ugly. May also be defined as minger, mong or screg.

Katie DD

by Philip (PlasticMonkey) June 10, 2004

British facial

A cup of scalding tea thrown into one's face. Often as a punishment for a transgression of some sort.

If that jackbooted thug of a gardener doesn't treat me mum with respect, he'll be getting a british facial.

by ConcernedParties June 28, 2011

Cum Facial

Having cum all over the face.

That cum facial really suits you...sex is a good thing ya know... I love the look of cum on your face babii!

by Cummer April 5, 2003

SPF Facial

When you ejaculate into a tube of facial sun
block and give it to your partner who refuses to accept a facial during sex.

“How’s the sex with that new summer hottie you’re seeing?”
“Just OK. The only way I get close to finishing the way I like is to SPF Facial the sunblock.”

by aretegroup June 27, 2018

LoSalt Facial

At the end of a blowjob, after you blow your load in her mouth or on her face, you spit on her face.

The spit dilutes the saltiness of the semen, or spit instead of semen on the face means a less salty substitute.

I thanked her for the blowjob by giving her a LoSalt Facial.

by d332com July 21, 2009

neapolitan facial

When a man has anal (chocolate) and vaginal sex with a girl while she is on on her period (strawberry), and then ejaculates on her face (vanilla).

Why don't you give her a neapolitan facial?!

by ohnoyoudidnt77 July 1, 2010

Campfire Facial

When your girlfriend is temporarily blinded by the campfire smoke, you stand over her and jerk off on her face.

Gary took advantage of a shift in the wind and gave Linda her first campfire facial.

by James S Beam April 8, 2022