Fassputin

The undisputed king of fassys (see fassy).
Originates from the Russian Rasputin, advisor to Tsar Nicholas, not necessarily a fassy himself but his name was too appropriate.

That man is clearly fassputin himself.

by Chris Sobczynski September 24, 2005

faissal

A preppy middle-eastern skater.

Yo lets see if Faissal wants to skate.

by Fricken Ninja February 20, 2008

fassbender

(noun) To masturbate vigorously, while putting 3 fingers in your anus. More than 3 fingers do not constitute a fassbender.

This type of masturbation tries to explain the sexual conflict Michael Fassbender put himself into in the movie "Shame", as he engaged intercourse with both male and female partners.

1. "After that girl rejected me, I went home and had a fassbender, while I was crying and eating ice cream."

2. "Hey guys! Let's watch The Expendables and have multiple fassbenders!"

by Klourklour October 16, 2012

fatass

a girl, with a fat ass.

Baby, you're a fatass. WHAT? You have a fat, ass. Oh, thanks. :)

by UGLYBLACKKID3 May 6, 2011

fassio

someone that is considered a pussy for whatever reason, even if its a really small reason.

"chuck me a pringle?"
"no"
"fucking fassio"

"do it you fassio"
"FASSIIIOOOOOO MANZZ"

by R3N0 January 16, 2009

fatass monkey

A term for the female genitals. Primarily based on prominence, and/or thickness. Can also be applied to goodness, see example below. There is really only one correct construction of this term, it must be used as in the example.

"Bitch got a fatass monkey."

by fattfreddie January 15, 2008

Fanasstic

An incredible or 'Fantastic' ass or bum (booty)

Tina: Mike, how do these jeans make my bum look?

Mike: Fanasstic!

by maryandbill July 30, 2008