Freudian Slap

an unintentional insult regarded as revealing subconscious feelings.

Person 1: I just interrupted her and started mumbling fat multiple times nonstop.
Person 2: Danm, I don't know dude must have been a Freudian slap.

by daddy-i-love-you July 28, 2019

freudian auto-slip

A freudian slip as suggested by your keyboard suggestions or autocorrect

Guy 1: I was texting this girl and when I typed "We should" my keyboard suggested I put "fuck" even tho we hadn't hooked up yet
Guy 2: Oh damn, the ol' freudian auto-slip

by tem 2 fivety four member June 27, 2017

Freudian Bitch

A woman/female who shows little to no emotion in an argument. Someone in complete control of their feelings and self. Someone who comes into an argument and knows how to play the game. Being able to read off another person without engaging in what they also feel.

"Can't you see how upset I am you FREUDIAN BITCH!"
"I see your upset sure, but this is over literally nothing"

by Kul92 December 29, 2019

Freudian Swiss

A non-sexual act where you accidentally jam your head in the hole of your mother. I mean, when you accidentally stick your head in the hole of a giant wheel of swiss cheese.

The room is so small and stinky it feels like I'm having a Freudian Swiss.

Whoops, Freudian Swiss. My bad.

My mom loves it when we Freudian Swiss at her house.

by Butt Water Stevens April 6, 2020

Freudian barbeque

Verb. A sexual act in which you make love to your mother from behind (Freudian) whilst simultaneously eating your fathers jizz off of her lower back (barbecue)

"what did you get up to last night?"
"I went home and had a Freudian barbeque with my folks"
"Nice"

by Dial F for Freud February 28, 2020

Freudian GIF

Sending the wrong GIF which somehow pertains to the conversation in a deep unintentionally subconscious way

I didn’t mean to send that, It was a Freudian GIF...

by Professor Papi June 16, 2020

freudian fuckup

When you're trying to prove something to someone and immediately do something to prove how right they are and just how wrong you are.

Girlfriend: (Crying) You need to get your shit together. I love you and can help you, because you're not doing very well on your own!

Me: I'm an independent adult capable of making my own choices. I don't need your help or opinion to get through the day. (Immediately drops a full can of wet cat food in between the couch cushions.)

Girlfriend: Classic Freudian Fuckup.

by Myascape September 21, 2020