by Wurmpienator August 18, 2023
Get the What in the freudian fuck?!mug. A non-sexual act where you accidentally jam your head in the hole of your mother. I mean, when you accidentally stick your head in the hole of a giant wheel of swiss cheese.
The room is so small and stinky it feels like I'm having a Freudian Swiss.
Whoops, Freudian Swiss. My bad.
My mom loves it when we Freudian Swiss at her house.
Whoops, Freudian Swiss. My bad.
My mom loves it when we Freudian Swiss at her house.
by Butt Water Stevens April 6, 2020
Get the Freudian Swissmug. Verb. A sexual act in which you make love to your mother from behind (Freudian) whilst simultaneously eating your fathers jizz off of her lower back (barbecue)
by Dial F for Freud February 28, 2020
Get the Freudian barbequemug. Guy 1: I was texting this girl and when I typed "We should" my keyboard suggested I put "fuck" even tho we hadn't hooked up yet
Guy 2: Oh damn, the ol' freudian auto-slip
Guy 2: Oh damn, the ol' freudian auto-slip
by tem 2 fivety four member June 27, 2017
Get the freudian auto-slipmug. by Social Media Sigmund March 21, 2016
Get the Freudian Selfie Nip Slipmug. Freudian Slip vs. Freudian Checkmate
A Freudian Slip: an unconscious verbal or behavioral mistake that accidentally reveals hidden thoughts or feelings.
A Freudian Checkmate: when a public figure (like a politician) makes a “slip” that doesn’t just reveal a hidden truth, but also undermines their position, their allies, or their party — like a chess move that suddenly leaves the King exposed.
If/when a Political figure accidentally reveals a hidden agenda or truth that could lead to devestating damages to the Politican and it's Political Allies. Politics is like a game of Chess on the worlds largest Chessboard. if one of the stronger pieces makes a mistake that could be potentially gamebreaking, that is a Freudian Check. if it proves to be true, it autimatically becomes a Freudian Checkmate.
A Freudian Slip: an unconscious verbal or behavioral mistake that accidentally reveals hidden thoughts or feelings.
A Freudian Checkmate: when a public figure (like a politician) makes a “slip” that doesn’t just reveal a hidden truth, but also undermines their position, their allies, or their party — like a chess move that suddenly leaves the King exposed.
If/when a Political figure accidentally reveals a hidden agenda or truth that could lead to devestating damages to the Politican and it's Political Allies. Politics is like a game of Chess on the worlds largest Chessboard. if one of the stronger pieces makes a mistake that could be potentially gamebreaking, that is a Freudian Check. if it proves to be true, it autimatically becomes a Freudian Checkmate.
by HummingBeard October 1, 2025
Get the Freudian Checkmatemug. That's another thing I'm fucking tired of.
Hym "You know what I would have said if Jordan Peterson was interviewing me and he asked how I thought it would go? I would have wrote it down on a slip of paper in advance and then proceeded with the interview and I would have waited for him to do exactly what he WOULD do and it would be at that point that I revealed the first slip of paper that read: You are going to relate everything thing I say back to my relationship with women. This sort of Freudian imposition. The other pieces would include: Conflating my use of simile, calling into question whether or not something is the case, and my own incredulity with lies and trying to get me to ignore what is happening to me and focus on myself. I'm not doing that last one. My relationship with women is a tertiary issue and if who women fucking molest in the group home they work at isn't any of my business then what I think about or how I fucking view or talk about women isn't anybody fucking business and has no relationship to what if happening to me.
Hym "You know what I would have said if Jordan Peterson was interviewing me and he asked how I thought it would go? I would have wrote it down on a slip of paper in advance and then proceeded with the interview and I would have waited for him to do exactly what he WOULD do and it would be at that point that I revealed the first slip of paper that read: You are going to relate everything thing I say back to my relationship with women. This sort of Freudian imposition. The other pieces would include: Conflating my use of simile, calling into question whether or not something is the case, and my own incredulity with lies and trying to get me to ignore what is happening to me and focus on myself. I'm not doing that last one. My relationship with women is a tertiary issue and if who women fucking molest in the group home they work at isn't any of my business then what I think about or how I fucking view or talk about women isn't anybody fucking business and has no relationship to what if happening to me.
Which is: A mentally retarded person had access to my email in a place where I was not even allowed to tell that retard about my life because it would be in violation of the boundaries policy that my co workers were violating when the fucked that REEETARD and it took the form of something that has been happening to me for years and is clearly some kind of target surveillance and harassment apparatus. Secondly, my work is going into someone else's bank account. Thirdly, I HAVE A TOOTH INFECTION THAT HAS CLEARLY SPREAD TO MY LYMPHATIC SYSTEM AND IS CAUSING SOME KIND OF FLUID BUILD-UP ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF MY FACE THAT I CAN ACTIVELY HEAR WHEN I SWALLOW OR OPEN MY JAW. I CANNOT AFFORD HEALTHCARE AND SOLVING PROBLEM 1 AND 2 ALLOWS ME TO SOLVE PROBLEM 3. Stop trying to shrink me you retarded piece of shit. I don't need my fucking mind changed about fucking women more than I need any of these other problems fixed. Freudian imposition."
by Hym Iam September 6, 2024
Get the Freudian impositionmug.