Freudian barbeque

Verb. A sexual act in which you make love to your mother from behind (Freudian) whilst simultaneously eating your fathers jizz off of her lower back (barbecue)

"what did you get up to last night?"
"I went home and had a Freudian barbeque with my folks"
"Nice"

by Dial F for Freud February 28, 2020

Freudian Swiss

A non-sexual act where you accidentally jam your head in the hole of your mother. I mean, when you accidentally stick your head in the hole of a giant wheel of swiss cheese.

The room is so small and stinky it feels like I'm having a Freudian Swiss.

Whoops, Freudian Swiss. My bad.

My mom loves it when we Freudian Swiss at her house.

by Butt Water Stevens April 6, 2020

Freudian GIF

Sending the wrong GIF which somehow pertains to the conversation in a deep unintentionally subconscious way

I didn’t mean to send that, It was a Freudian GIF...

by Professor Papi June 16, 2020

freudian fuckup

When you're trying to prove something to someone and immediately do something to prove how right they are and just how wrong you are.

Girlfriend: (Crying) You need to get your shit together. I love you and can help you, because you're not doing very well on your own!

Me: I'm an independent adult capable of making my own choices. I don't need your help or opinion to get through the day. (Immediately drops a full can of wet cat food in between the couch cushions.)

Girlfriend: Classic Freudian Fuckup.

by Myascape September 21, 2020

Freudian Slip

The unintentional, but yet intentional act of putting it in her ass.

sorry babe! it was just a Freudian Slip.

by ^^!$#@ April 3, 2021

Freudian Mutter

The act of muttering a Freudian Slip under your breath after saying it to express that it's not what you meant to say.

The Freudian Mutter is often associated with comedy. For example:

Moo Snuckel: "Do you guys know how old the actor that plays Moaning Myrtle is? She's like fifty!"

Terroriser: "She's the same age as Gan- as Gandalf..."

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 6, 2021

Freudian fuck

When a man’s penis slips into a woman’s vagina and accidentally has sex with her.

Man: *penis slips* Oops sorry babe, Freudian fuck.

by Dr. Joe - NH October 21, 2021