Skin Footie

(noun) A dry foot job that peels the skin off of the penis with the calluses on the foot.

My girl gave me a Skin Footie, and now I'm in the hospital recovering.

by SkibonerEdgeLord January 23, 2025

Impractical Footy

Getting a foot job while the show, Impractical Jokers, is playing.

My friend Katie gave me an Impractical Footy while I was at the party last night.

by anonymous February 20, 2025

Footy

A game that other wise gose by the name of Rugby, it takes both balls and brain, the battle between two forces for the title of a win. This is a game that will shock all viewers who haven't seen it before.

I advise viewers to prepare for a large testosterone boost
At the end of the day, you can get away with anything in footy, even murder.

Footy beers, a common phrase that is said

by wadlad June 6, 2024

The Footy

A metaphysical, esoteric plain & state of mind, achieved after bendering so hard you hallucinate enough to think are are standing in a stadium watching a game of rugby league.

What the fuck are you talking about man? What seats, what stadium???

Sorry mate, I'm just at the footy right now.

by threeknees April 13, 2025

Footy boy

The phrase attributed to an individual who is part of a greater culmination of likeminded individuals, often accumulating traits such as narcissism, arrogance, ignorance, and many more. They can also be described as “faggots” or anything else of that sort. The way these individuals operate combines being a dickhead to everyone but themselves and a few “lucky” others with unfathomably high egos and an attitude so foul, one would have to see a footy boy to experience it.

“Bro I fucking hate the footy boys they’re faggots”

by Professional faggot analyst May 10, 2025

Footy Comms

Borrowed from on-field rugby talk, Footy Comms describes moments when the boys are dialled in, whether you're calling plays, hyping each other up, or all just on the same wavelength. Used in footy, on nights out, or any situation where group synergy is a g-up.

1. When the boys are all in agreement.
2. On-field communication during rugby, especially when wanting the team to give more.

3. Debriefing rizz / tuning to the boys

1. When planning a boys trip: someone mentions Bali as a potential destination, everyone simultaneously replies "Footy Comms" in agreeance

2. During a rugby game after conceding a try: "Oi, No one's talking out there. Turn footy comms on" in an attempt to get the team to communicate more.
3. "She snapped back in seconds. Footy Comms"

by Trizzy1 May 20, 2025

So Footy

Something so elite, pure, or peak that it can only be compared to God's greatest creation — rugby.
Used to describe anything that goes above and beyond the ordinary. Doesn't have to be sport-related, just that good.

"My mate's bringing a case of beer"
"That’s so footy."

"Bro this steak is fucking hectic"
"Yeah its so footy"

"Oi Rate the sunset"
"Yeah its so footy"

"I scored a try on the weekend"
"So footy"

by Trizzy1 May 20, 2025