farbror

Swedish word for uncle or old man. Can be used in a condescending way to emphasize a person's dullnes and/or premature manners. In some swedish subcultures it can also be used as an adjective that can replace almost any other word or phrase that reflects any kind of outburst. Example: "Totally sweet", "awesome", "1337zorz", "like the worst day of my life", "boring"...

1) That old guy over there, he is my farbror.

2) Stop being such a lame ass party pooper, you premature farbror

3) Did you play the online gaming last night? I did. I got soooo many frags. I was soooo farbror.

4) -I met 2 blonds yesterday and had such a nice threesome! -Ohh! You farbror!

by Mormor Marianne August 16, 2006

forbidden mombo

When someone over 18 has sex with a minor

damn me and that chick sick boned!
Dude shes 17.
thats why we did the forbidden mombo!

by Chris "mombo" January 30, 2008

Farbler

A person who lies in a full bathtub and farts multiple times to smell the gas bubbles as they pop on the surface of the water.

Yo man, I just caught that farbler in the bathtub.

He is such a farbler.

by Lamar Forrester April 30, 2009

farblondjet

Yiddish for "completely lost" or "way out in left field." Literally lost, or figuratively, as when someone is given some information and comes to absolutely the wrong conclusion, like adding 2 and 2 and coming up with 7.

John was driving from San Francisco to Los Angeles, but after the missing the exit to I-5, he kept driving for a couple of hours and ended up in Reno -- totally farblondjet.

Rosalind went to Macy's and Nordstrom to buy a blouse but couldn't find them, so she came to the conclusion that blouses are out of style and the don't make women's them any more. She was completely farblondjet on that one, as she so often is . . . .

by toddabearsf August 14, 2009

Forbidden boner

An erection caused by someone you're not supposed to be attracted in the first place, eg, teachers, cousins, hot aunty, your best friend's mom or your best friend.

'Dammit, your second cousin is freaking hot.'
'i know, she gives me forbidden boner all the time'

by Lemonade_company September 10, 2012

The forbidden churro

When you're FUCKING a girl in the ASS and pull out your chocolate meat stick to SMOTHER it in cinnamon and sugar. Then get the GWAK GWAK 3000 from her.

Tim just gave me the forbidden churro and it was soooooo tasty

by To be fair October 24, 2020

Fred T. Foard High school

Fred T. Foard is in the State of North Carolina, Foard has many things for a child to look forward to from a crack pipe to a molded ceiling, leave some food out no problem the ants will take care of that, students must watch there back because Administration is always on your dick where they have no lives they must ruin the kids lives to succeed in their own life, from 3 finger beating your meat in a closet to kids hissing at you and wearing a tale foard is one of North Carolina's most notorious High schools

I need some meth bro, ok let's go to Fred T. Foard High School

by Mike Mike I'm Mike October 17, 2019