farblondjet 

Yiddish for "completely lost" or "way out in left field." Literally lost, or figuratively, as when someone is given some information and comes to absolutely the wrong conclusion, like adding 2 and 2 and coming up with 7.

John was driving from San Francisco to Los Angeles, but after the missing the exit to I-5, he kept driving for a couple of hours and ended up in Reno -- totally farblondjet.

Rosalind went to Macy's and Nordstrom to buy a blouse but couldn't find them, so she came to the conclusion that blouses are out of style and the don't make women's them any more. She was completely farblondjet on that one, as she so often is . . . .

farblondjet by toddabearsf August 14, 2009

farblonjet 

Yiddish word meaning totally lost or confused

He went to New York and he became farblonjet.

farblonjet by dannyshamas December 15, 2010

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

a female giant about 20 feet or more

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you

giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004