Flute Lessons

Leaning to suck a dick. Practice makes perfect.

Rachel is so hot but she needs some more flute lessons if this is ever gonna work out.

My girl is no cock monger. She needs some flute lessons. She’s all teeth.

by Eaton Holgoode December 10, 2018

Flute sex

The act of having sex with a flute. This can vary by how you have sex with the flute, but it is usually done Anally.

Kim: "Hey bro, my girl had sex with a flute."
Josh: "Damn bro, she had flute sex. Also why didn't you just fuck her?"
Kim: "Josh, i have herpes."

by kordru March 11, 2020

Flute the pig

When you fuck up horribly which can lead to bad things

"DAMN IT RANDEY, DON'T JUST FLUTE THE PIG"
or
"Don't you dare flute the pig"

by Thelunersun April 25, 2023

Flute Vomit

When you're learning a new song on your flute, and you try it out, only to have your fingers spazz out, resulting in an ugly sound. Also any time your flute makes a high-pitched, out of tune sound when playing normally.

We were playing Sea of Tranquility in Band the other day, and I had flute vomit all over the place.

by Lady Alzers January 26, 2011

Flute Dude

a NOUN or ADJECTIVE used to describe a marching band member that goes HARD. The term has been used to describe Kappa Kappa Psi members in Funny Greek Shhhh From Around The World 5.0... Normally most of them play the softest of instruments like the FLUTE.

Someone that goes to band camp and pledges hard to play the flute.

Those KKPsi guys are a bunch of Flute Dudes.

Toot Life

by iamlarryw December 2, 2011

Flute Chaser

One of an extremely homosexual nature to a point where that person is actually so outwardly homosexual, it is almost as if they are willing to rip off the pants of a person of the same sex. The term flute is used loosely due to the idea of the "skin flute" or penis. Therefore, a flute chaser is one who pursues the penis.

Anthony wasn't invited to the party because he's a flute chaser, I saw him stick a cucumber in his ass and say WHOOO!!

by BullyNinja March 4, 2009

Flute Fairy

Someone who identifies as male enjoys the act of preforming felatio on a penis.

Person 1: "Did you see Chris the other night?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he went home with that guy, he's such a flute fairy."

by BibongBoi May 10, 2023