premature ejaculator;
to hump a girl's leg, jizz in your pants, lick her face, and then proceed to leave the premises...SAM
a dude who pops the cork before the champagne is chilled
a male plagued with the embarrassing defect of shooting off his gun before the order to fire is given
to hump a girl's leg, jizz in your pants, lick her face, and then proceed to leave the premises...SAM
a dude who pops the cork before the champagne is chilled
a male plagued with the embarrassing defect of shooting off his gun before the order to fire is given
Guy 1: Did you hear about Sam last night?
Guy 2: You mean the Teri thing?
Guy 1: Yeah, that guy's a jizz fizzler
Guy 2: I know. He blew his load in his pants before she even had her top off.
Guy 2: You mean the Teri thing?
Guy 1: Yeah, that guy's a jizz fizzler
Guy 2: I know. He blew his load in his pants before she even had her top off.
by Big Nasty Bastard and Jizz Fizzler June 17, 2006
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I only payed for a regular blow job 'cuz I thought the chick might have some disease or something but then she gave me a Chi-Town Fizzle! Man, that was a great surprise! Definitely worth the $40.
by The gang leader with the Bandanas on the wrists June 2, 2008
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CANADA is a Fizzle-nation.
by Phillip(the chink master) September 4, 2003
Get the Fizzle-nation mug.The underlying female brain activity that manifests itself in seemingly irrational yelling, tears, moping, arguing or other anti-intuitive behavior. Though present constantly, fizzle fozzle is usually more prevalent during the week before menstruation. It is thought that this brain activity sounds like a swarm of bees.
"Hey man, how was your night?"
"Not bad, yours?"
"Unnngh, Fizzle Fozzle city. She took some shit at work and I made some stupid joke about her being cute. She starts laying in to me and doesn't let up for ten minutes. Then the silent treatment for an hour. In our freakin' 1 room apartment. Then she starts crying."
"Ouch, that time of the month?"
"Not even."
"Aw dude..."
"Not bad, yours?"
"Unnngh, Fizzle Fozzle city. She took some shit at work and I made some stupid joke about her being cute. She starts laying in to me and doesn't let up for ten minutes. Then the silent treatment for an hour. In our freakin' 1 room apartment. Then she starts crying."
"Ouch, that time of the month?"
"Not even."
"Aw dude..."
by Dr. Rocksenburger May 23, 2009
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jacob: hey that is an Anti-Fizzle!!
harry: so it is
jacob: what a lark!!
harry: indeed
jacob: hey that is an Anti-Fizzle!!
harry: so it is
jacob: what a lark!!
harry: indeed
by harry trewhitt and jacob bowles June 19, 2007
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Get the fo fizzle mug.When someone takes a coke bottle, shakes it, then shoves it in their anus and then proceeds to open it. Therefore being fizzled.
by Kmatias January 1, 2011
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