Double feature

1) A person who likes woman and men.
2) A bisexual.
3) A.C.-D.C.

- Hey, wasn't that singer David Bowie gay? I found out he was married with this woman for 24 years!
- Gay? No, he was double feature. I heard he dated Lou Reed and Mick Jagger back in the 70s.

by fannyhill1972 December 12, 2018

Tweaker Feature

An uncontrollable spastic muscle twitch or other unnatural jerk that is a tell tell sign of long-term meth use or signs of getting ahold of some bad shit.

MK- " man, I know he's getting high "
HB - " who?"
MK - " my brother"
HB - " are you serious? How do you know"
MK - " see how the corner of his mouth is all weird and twitching, kinda like a fucked up Elvis lip? That's his tweaker feature"
HB - " no shit? Man that's weird AF"

by 'Denver's Finest' October 13, 2022

Rat Features

that which is evil; evil quality, intention, or conduct: characterized by or manifesting concern or care only for oneself: a female of canines generally: features related to any of several long-tailed rodents of the family Muridae, of the genus Rattus and related genera, distinguished from the mouse by being larger: unwilling or unable to associate in a normal or friendly way with other people: antagonistic, hostile, or unfriendly toward others: often referred to as "it".

Rat Features:
sarcastic tone"guys can you keep it down please"
sarcastic tone"do you mind if i shut this"
General disgusted looks in a rat like manner.
Grabs persons arm as it is raised to light cigarette "do you mind not smoking around me"
"people from ... do talk slow though"
After encountering "it" you may want to rub excrement on "it's" walls, and smoother bacon in "its" face.

by loves4kp October 12, 2011

feature creep

The progressive addition of requirements into a project (especially software) after the specification has been completed. This can result in bloat and an end product that seems to have lots of extra bits attached with duct tape.

This is often caused by managers or consultants that do not have a clear view of what product development entails and start sentences with "How easy would it be to..."

Just to warn you: Will is the king of feature creep. If he suggests another feature to you, tell him to run it by me first. That'll calm him down.

by correctionalshoesboy July 9, 2004

gimp features

1. Someone who is ugly
2. Someone's face which looks like plastic surgery gone wrong
3. Someone who looks like a complete twat
4. Someone who seriously needs a facial operation but can't get one
5. Someone who looks like you

Your mum and your mum, AND your mum!

by Mr Piss-Brains January 29, 2004

feature zenith

During a s/w products life it will reach a pinnacle of functionality and performance. Subsequent releases of the software tend to diminish from that pinnacle and merely becomes a licensing/revenue raising exercise with lower quality releases as a result.

Microsoft Office 2003 was the feature zenith for the Office Suite.

by giuliocc May 26, 2009

Green Features

A way of designing/building structures with earth friendly practices and recycled materials;
A way of funding such structures by selling marijuana

Those buildings sure were built with green features.

by Ron Wormberner November 12, 2014