executive command

Possibly the worst film ever made.
A direct rip-off of "Executive Decision", which starred Kurt Russel and Steven Segal, Executive Command features exactly the same plot and context, the only difference being the cast of even worse actors and the even more vague international terrorist character, Carlos Grueber.

dave, i just saw executive command. i didn't think anyone could play the same character as Kurt Russel and actually prove themself a worse actor but this guy pulled it off.

by Randal Leadbelcher October 22, 2006

Executive Lunch

Brazilian slang for using one's lunch hour to slam

I decided to forgo my usual sandwich for a nice, meaty executive lunch

by camarones June 27, 2008

The Executive

When you Masturbate while wearing a condom.

Classy and can be done while wearing a suit... for the buisness man on the go.

Damn i've been running all over the office today... I barely had time to give myself The Executive before I had to go to that lunch meeting with the Board of Directors....

by T-pain in a breadbox March 8, 2009

executeds

a super intimidating player thats really scary and good at sword fighting

oh thats executeds she's super good

by notfreddie September 15, 2020

executive panty search

When you are pulled aside for secondary screening at the airport and they don't find anything that they were allegedly looking for.

TSA: "Excuse me miss, can you gather your belongings and step over here. WE NEED A FEMALE WAND OVER HERE!"

Passenger: "Oh great, apparently I've just qualified for the executive panty search."

TSA: (after fondling and finding nothing) "You are free to go, have a nice day!"

by nickynicnic November 30, 2010

Executive shit

When you go take a major shit and whilst doing so process executive decisions coming out with the decision to fire someone.

" Damn Astroid, boss man Is in his feelings, Im pretty sure he went to take a executive shit, no body is in the office!"

by Mister Warpspeed April 11, 2017

Executive Shit

When you’re due for a shit whilst getting ready to head off to work but hold on to it instead do it on company time after first showing your face to the boss at work. Also applies for an unnecessarily long dump when working from home whilst scrolling on your phone for up to an hour

Where’s Neil been for the last 45 minutes?
He’s having his morning Executive Shit

by Executive Shitter October 14, 2023