Ewan

Ewan is a smelly guy who likes young boys. He loves giving blowjobs to minors. A known paedophile to the whole of England.

He is also quite sexy and has a massive penis.

Ewan- meow meow meow prrrr prrrr

by buttahdawg December 1, 2023

Ewan

Ewan is a discord mod who leads his kittens to him by playing his flute like the pied piper.

Ewan pookie please don't howl

by Analbeedmastern January 24, 2024

Ewan

Ewan is the biggest discord mod you'd ever find. He is obsessed with anime girls and sleeps with a body pillow every night.

Girl 1: Where is Ewan?
Girl 2: Collecting discord kittens again...

by Analbeedmastern January 25, 2024

Ewan

Good looking person usually of african descent. Has a lot of friend girls but still gets a lot of "huzz". Usually Hispanic, Darkskin or Lightskin/ Puertorricano. One level down Duke Dennis aura.

That's so Ewan.

Nate I know you can't be talking your definitely on that Ewan Chi

by Texas ballerz April 1, 2025

ewan mcgregor

a hot scottish actor who is partial to exposing his penis in films

omg i hear brad pitt is going to pull a ewan mcgregor in his next movie

by kady March 31, 2005

Ewan McGregor

1. The hottest actor in Hollywood who gives me the Cosmic Horn.

2. Was in the 2001 film Moulin Rouge!

3. Currently is in London on stage in the musical "Guys and Dolls."

"I'm doing my bit for the women's movement. The women have always been naked in movies and now I'm just desperate to take my clothes off as much as possible." Ewan McGregor

by HOLYMOMMAISHEHOTORWHAT April 23, 2005

Ewan McGregor

A mad good actor, and a very hott actor. Not like that matters, but a very good actor. See trainspotting

Ewan McGregor is awesome.

by Lauren March 19, 2004