even money

A sure thing, a slam dunk, something that is in the bag. From gambling lingo.
If there's only one horse in the race, then it's even money that the one horse is going to win the race.
by fizzle April 11, 2004
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Not Even A Tower

It’s not even a tower. It’s in ring 1 of Juke’s Towers of Hecc. It doesn’t give any tower points, as it is a mini tower.
Example_Player has beat Not Even a Tower in 0:22:472
by ChaotiaX February 12, 2022
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Good Evening

A phrase to use at anytime to confuse and greet people.
9:00am
Person 1: "Hello"
Person 2: "Good Evening

Person 1: "Why TF"
by Off-Target April 26, 2019
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evening the odds

Evening the odds is to jump off a building and into a car that turns into a somehow non-lethal tank in a city thats only filled with criminal scum, an army, a man who hates clowns and wants to kill you, and a man that blames getting his face eaten by a mutant crocodile man with a “killer stick” on you for no reason.
“The City’s Overrun. We don’t stand a chance.”
-“Stay here. I’ll send someone to pick you up.”
“What are you doing?”
-“Evening the odds.”
by The last galaxy March 09, 2023
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not even cute

Yeah girl that bitch has her kids all wild while shes getting high, not even cute.
by Slim818 July 08, 2020
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odd-even

When something was so confusing that it can't be defined in set parameters.

Can also stand for 'I don't even know'
Person 1: Did you break up with him or did he break up with you?

Person 2: Odd-even, we just kinda agreed on it.
by Thebabenextdoor October 07, 2018
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