Elijah 

A Elijah is so cute he will catch your eye in a minute . Elijah’s so funny . They also make every room light up when they walk into it ! Elijah’s are very smart . They have the best smile. And mostly have brown hair and brown eyes . Is very good at sports !

The girl”Hey look at that boy he is so cute”
Elijah “ hey why are those girls staring at me ?”

Elijah by Katie Perez March 5, 2018

Elijah 

A really cute boy,nice,sweet,kind and even more but he is the number 1 boy u can ever have I really like him the best boy is him🤞🏻

The best boy is Elijah

Elijah by Soso_112678 May 9, 2019

Elijah 

Elijah is the guy that all of the popular kids want to be friends with but he gets uncomfortable around them. Elijah is the straight guy that is always submissive to his female friends that he has no clue why they are friends with him. Elijah is also one of the only straight guys in school that will openly say he plays golf, Elijah will also go to great lengths to avoid his problems that he does not know how to solve but he is too shy to ask for help. Elijah is the same lazy guy that falls to pure pressure and will always have you laughing and smiling and go out of his way to see how you are doing. No Elijah is not the most popular kid in the school but he is great at monopoly and will always laugh at everything, the only problem is that he isn't comfortable sharing his emotions and feeling and he tends to cage them up. You are probably very lucky to have an Elijah in your life as a friend or Boyfriend.

Popular kid : "What is the hap"
Elijah: " eh I don't know"
Popular kid: "ok"

Elijah by FREEFUNNYNAME November 2, 2020

Elijah 

Elijahs are commonly known to be the single biggest clowns in human history but they don't belong in a circus, yet instead a prison due to their constant thirst for child sexual abuse (preferably male). Elijahs are generally around or below 5ft and are often mistaken to be a gnome or small leprechaun, their vocabulary's are often considered "extended" as there is no limit to the slurs they will use. They have a pure desire and craving to deepthroat every singular long object in the entire galaxy. They are considered to be the most racist and sexist living beings that have ever existed. They generally have a major sexual attraction towards feet which may be a result of being born with irregular gigantic sized feet which is the singular only large part about their body apart from their forehead which makes up over one third of his body (Ratio 1/3Forehead). An Elijah often spends their free time looking at horrific dog doujins which the tags alone would make someone want to die. Elijahs also most of the time have consumed litres of Aioli and have a garlic breath that will kill anyone with a nose within a 50Mile Radius. Even giving a child the name Elijah should be punishable by death.

Person 1: "An Elijah has moved in next door, make sure the kids don't wander."
Person 2: "I saw his feet and want to die. Oh no kids don't go in there!"
Child 1: *Fucking Dies*
Child 2 *Also Fucking Dies*

Elijah used as an Insult- "You look like an Elijah" (Often recipient of insult will implode)

Elijah by huge cock 42069 May 4, 2022

Elijah 

Hes a roblox player and he gets girls on minecraft and his girlfriend broke up with him but he still gets girls and hes only 7 and he already lost his virginity to his roblox girlfriend

Elijah is a player

Elijah by Marcus anal July 22, 2019

Elijah 

elijah is an effortlessly handsome person who is even more so attractive because he doesn't realize it. he watches sunsets, plays the guitar, and enjoys old movies. he is kind to not only his family but to his friends down to the smallest stranger. he is a light to all who see him and very hard to miss. he is beautifully intelligent and a huge nerd every single second of his existence. he thinks outside the box and is constantly ready for adventure. he is caring and kind while witty and clever. he always knows what to say and when it would be better for him to listen. he gives the best hugs and is very VERY tall. elijah is a pretty dynamite guy

"who is that tall, handsome boi with the guitar?"
"oH that's elijah"
"who is that girl with him?"
"that is sydney"
"she is short lol"

Elijah by nerdygiraffe October 1, 2019

Elijah 

Elijah has a the biggest dick you will ever see, he is also the sexy boy too

Dang Elijah your sexy

Elijah by Your namezz April 18, 2018