Edmundo

An Edmundo is a mustache on the bottom lip. It's not a soul patch. It extends across the entire bottom lip, from one corner of the mouth to the other. (an opposite mustache if you will)

guy1: "Hey man, I think i'm going to grow a soul patch."

guy2: "No no man! Don't you know Edmundos are the new soul patch?"

guy1: "Oh yea? Thanks. I'll grow an Edmundo!"

by Rhett Tanner February 29, 2008

luke edmunds

Is a fat kid who lives ina bumgalow and sweats on games such as minecraft and rocket league. His mum is also a man and went out with a gay guy called jimmy

Luke edmunds met his man of a mother in a bungalow

by jameswfc17 July 27, 2016

premature edrunkulation

When yor arrive early for an event to have a few drinks so you are nice and buzzed for the event, but your buzz wears off before the event. For example: he got to the airport in time, but flight delays caused premature edrunkulation and he was sober for the flight.

he got to the airport in time, but flight delays caused premature edrunkulation and he was sober for the flight.

by T. McGinty May 10, 2011

Edmund

Edmund is a cool guy, he usually has dark skin and is also short for his age. He tends to like blonde girls and he sometimes dreams about her. An Edmund is also a great friend but tells horrible jokes but his great personality makes up for it, in the end, Edmunds are pretty cool people

Edmund is a cool guy, he usually has dark skin and is also short for his age. He tends to like blonde girls and he sometimes dreams about her. An Edmund is also a great friend but tells horrible jokes but his great personality makes up for it, in the end, Edmunds are pretty cool people

by minecraftpro9 April 22, 2019

edline whore

when parents (especially psychotic mothers) over use the website 'edline', which is used for viewing their childrens grades. instead of sleeping with random guys to find pleasure, they spend their days on edline.

kid 1-"Do you have an edline account?"
kid 2-"Yeah, my mom sexually abuses that shit!"
kid 1- "What an edline whore."

by mofukin rainbows n shit October 5, 2011

Edlin

An Edlin is of Jewish descent and has a jew fro. Edlin's eat like fat people but hang out at the gym and lift way too many weights to hide their fatness. An Edlin is typically a stingy bastard who hogs the couch and the computer watching shows produced by Jews while he thinks about his Jewish entitlement and how he will graduate from Med school even though he is a dumb jock.

Wow, I cant believe the IRS Edlin'd me like that.
Look at the guy over there at KFC edlining out.
Stop being an Edlin

by Mack daddy killer April 28, 2010

Edmund Yang

small chinese boi who is the leader of chair gang. although he is smol, dont underestimate his strength for when he is older, he will be a super muscualar smexy man. he will rip you to shreds if you dont respect him.

hey edmund yang, whats chair gang's next big move?

by chairgangmemberlvl1 October 21, 2020