emachine

i got one with windows xp home w/sp2

mine has a
AMD 2700+ 2.2 ghz
samsung 2700 512 ram
radeon 9200se 128mb graphics card

by god March 26, 2005

emasian

An asian that doesn't like to get his pants dirty, who writes songs about pretty leaves, gets the sniffles a lot, put stickers on tractors, goes to the ritzy but not too ritzy coffee shops, and cries while doing all of the above.

That kid is so emasian that sometimes he cries and then his parents fight and he cries some more.

by The First Emasian November 22, 2004

eMas

A person or individual who will do all of their Christmas shopping on eBay.

Woman 1 : 'I wonder what my husband is getting me for christmas?'

Woman 2 : 'Urg!, last year John gave me an eMas!'

by IVIoosh December 8, 2010

Emacaw

The internet version of the real mccoy

I just emacawed on that trick.

by dirty towel hax October 13, 2010

emasmd

Eat My Ass Suck My Dick

emasmd Sarina

meaning: eat my ass, suck my dick Sarina.

by swagprophesized June 25, 2014

Exacsterbate

When you worsen a problem by masturbating.

The bake sale was a disaster, and I only exacsterbated the problem.

by K.Sato July 7, 2016

emasculabation

Wanking whilst your girlfriend tells you off

It was a serious night of emasculabation, when I finished I had two black eyes

by Polly dooky August 15, 2017