Electronic Arts

A crappy videogame company who's only good games were the old Medal of Honor games and Dead Space.

But then again, they combined too much Doom and Resident Evil in Dead Space to the point where some people never wanted to buy it.

Hey Joe, wanna go get Battlefield: Bad Company?

Nope.

Why not?

EA made it.

Oh. How about Mercenaries 2?

Nope.

Why not?

EA made it.

Oh. How about the Godfather II?

Nope.

Why not?

Because fucking EA made it!!!!

Screw Electronic Arts.

by General Radec II August 8, 2009

Jay Electronica

One hell of a rapper. Birth Name: Timothy Elpadaro Thedford, commonly known as Jay Electrnica born in the Magnolia Projects in New Orleans. Went viral around 2007, but known for Exhibits A, B and C. On his myspace page he had his first popular song, 'Eternal Sunshine(The Pledge)'. As of late 2010 he is signed to Jay Z's Roc Nation record label.

Yo son, you heard Jay Electronica's tracks?

Yeah bro, his shit is tight.

by Fuck You and Your Crew May 15, 2012

Hyper Cerebral Electrosis

This is a condition, which is considered to be mythological to some. The condition causes the brain, along with the rest of the head, to explode. This is caused by concentrating. This condition is often referred to as H.C.E., and often leaves the audience of an H.C.E. attack under suspicion of murder.

Gerald and Larry were poking cow patties when Gerald mentioned the time-space continuum. Shortly after, Larry's head exploded due to his acute Hyper Cerebral Electrosis, and Gerald was left as the prime suspect for his murder.

by Swarticus Prime November 17, 2009

electronic towel snapping

Any kind of stereotypically male banter or sparring using the internal e-mail system and using ALLSTAFF to involve everybody, including sneaking into someone's office and using their e-mail account to send out embarrassing e-mails to the entire staff; from the habit of boys in high school locker rooms snapping towels at each others' butts. Also known as "e-snapping".

"sorry I was late," said James," It took me an extra ten minutes to clear my inbox of all the electronic towel snapping that has been going on between Lex and Tim."

by doomed one April 24, 2008

Electronic Instability

When you don't know if your computer, cellphone or any other electronic device, will work next time you use it.

He suffers from electronic instability.

by Ni2k May 23, 2011

electronification

To change something from a paper based system to an electronic system.

I used electronification to update my system!

by Jack Goodrich September 12, 2006

Electronic Condom

The use of anti-virus or anti-malware software on a computer

"Thank god I used that electronic condom I received for my new computer. This pornsite looks like it is full of ETDs"

1 minute later
fap fap fap

by PseudoNympho666 July 17, 2010